Usually I try to keep the comedic level of this site at about the middle-school level. That's old enough to still be kinda smart, but immature enough to laugh at crotch shots and to call everything gay. Just for one post, though, I'd like to dial it back to 2nd grade. Witness this story from New Jersey:
Former NFL player Todd Burger was one of five men arrested over the weekend in a bust of an alleged Internet gambling operation.
Burger, who played guard for the Chicago Bears and the New York Jets, allegedly collected gambling debts for suspect Anthony "Cheese" Pecoraro.
The entire McDonald's community gathered at a press conference this morning, where a vigilant Mayor McCheese confirmed that the illegal ring was run out of Burger's carhole.
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That goddamn King was behind the entire operation.
Grimmus had a dime on the Pats to cover. He tried to pay in McNuggets.
Did you hear the discontinued the Whopper?
Todd Burger was one of five men
Fry guys?
Convicted of holding the lettuce.
So the problem was that Burger was with Cheese? Their accomplice was Phil A. O'Fisch.
They were part of a secret organization lead by a mysterious figure known only as "The Colonel".
Great topic but I am shocked that an I-talian American was invloved in illegal gambling. Insert "beating up debtors with a rolling pin" joke.
How can Ronald Fucking McDonald be innocent in all of this?
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