12.20.07 ASU CHEERLEADERS: HAVE A SHOCKER XMAS

You ever see The Cell?  That guy's a commenter here.

HEY!!!  YOU SAID YOU'D BE COOL!!!

maybe, yes, and yes.

And I've already pictured all 3 of those girls in my head "shocking" each other. 

Lauren Thompson, eh? time to go on facebook (though I don' t think i'll be as successful with this girl as I was with Tits Mcgee from Gate D of the Jets game)

Ohio State cheerleaders enjoy being shocked as well…albeit with cattle prods and brandishing irons.

UU may have his standards a bit high, mine would go as follows:

 Please, Please, and Please.

 And if the answer is no, I pretend I just couldn't hear them.

I'll take the brunette on the right, please.

You can leave "Toothy" McGee out of it. She's likely to leave an incisor in my crotchal area or plant an embryo in my chest. However, like most sharks, one will probably swing in to replace it. 

I think that is ASU's answer to the "hook 'em horns" dealio. It's supposed to mimic the Devil's pitchfork.

Wichita State's lawyers are already working on their copyright infringement case. 

This is the season for pleasing so ladies the address to my basement is as follows…

"Music I can't live without: Tim McGraw, Taylor Swift, Jacks Mannequin, Neyo, Keith Urban"

Statements like that just make it easier for me to wear your skin.

They may have kicked Courtney Simpson off the sqaud, but she definitely left her mark.

So, if I am attracted to the one on the right, does that mean I now find Snoop from The Wire hot as well?

What makes her so hot is her indifference…. getting a "meh" when trying to play just the tip is much better than a "No" but no's make the rufies worth while.

I understand the chicks wanting to have fingers thrust frontwise and backwise, but can someone explain to me the ASU Sundevil wanting such pleasures?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0712/campus.cheer.asu/content.3.html

The one in the middle looks like a total bitch.  I would hate-fuck the hell out of her.

That's Tonya Harding on the left. In the early '90s, the Shocker was known as the Gilooly.

I want pig-nose on the left to eat my ass.

'Maybe', UU? Well la-dee-da,your highness.

I'd let any of the three of them milk my prostate!

@swany

He's just telling us about his plans leter with that lucky lady next to him.

It puts the lotion on its fellow cheerleaders

You ever hear of Natalie Holloway?  Everyone here knows exactly where she is. 

coughDoogie'sjamaicanlaircough

Next up, Arizona Wildcats doing the Felcher.

let's face it guys, maybe means yes.

The one on the left is the porn star right?

The girs all the way to the left looks like Scut Farkus.