ANYTHING BUT STEROIDS
12.13.07
Who cares about the latest rumors concerning Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson? Not me. But I'm tired of looking at old man Mitchell's stupid wrinkled face and dealing with all the steroid talk, so big-ass picture of Jessica Simpson it is.
Anyway, some dipshit thinks Romo's shopping for an engagement ring even though the two have been dating for a couple weeks, while another gossip hound says Romo's parents met Jessica and really like her. You might be wondering, "Isn't Jessica really dumb? Why would Romo's parents like her?" and that's a valid question. But remember that Tony Romo went to Eastern Illinois. People from my old town in southern Illinois sent their dumbest kids and smartest livestock to that school. Tony's parents are probably just happy she can breathe through her nose.
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The good news for both Tony and Jessica is that you can't get herpes again.
I bet Tony's first was a veal.
Matt, I hope this doesnt come off as too kiss-assy, but that second paragraph is my favorite in my WL reading career.
Yes, reading someone else's blog and making dumb comments is a 'career'.
This is the end of Romo's Super Bowl hopes for this season. Simpson is one distracting, soul-crushing vagina. Notice how close Dallas' last game was? That-there is what we call a harbinger of things to cum.
Uff you're not from Illinois is yous?
Jessica Simpson = Memo Paris? NAY!
Tony's dad probably approves just because this means he can now put a picture of her on his nightstand.
If I was tagging that, with some serious dollar signs attached to it, she could be my fucking cousin and my parents would approve.
Tony's dad probably approves just because this means
he can now put a picture of her on his nightstand.his son might not be gay.Every father wants his son to come home with a tight blonde millionaire with big jugs.
If George Mitchell looked like that I could've sat through more than three minutes of his press conference.
I’m one of those dumb kids that went to EIU. Acctually I was prettty smart before college, Drinking every day of the week fixed that though
I'm one of those dumb kids that went to EIU. I used to be a smart kid until I went to college. Drinking every day of the week fixed that problem.
I'd love to see how long she can breathe from her nose.
All things being equal I'd rather read about Romo fucking anything (including George Mitchell) than think about baseball.
If you're tagging Jessica Simpson, your dad had better be down. And your mom had better keep her effing mouth shut.
And here I thought the only things that could feed themselves in southern Illinois were the white squirrels.
Who knew that inbred Kentucky rejects could dream of going to the metropolitan cornucopia that is Coles County?
Nah, I think you have Eastern mixed up with BAC (I'll suck a dick before I call it SWIC), see also SIU (either one). Compared to them, Eastern ain't all that bad.
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