AMANDA BEARD PROBABLY WORKS OUT
12.17.07
Here's Olympic champion swimmer and Playboy model Amanda Beard in Hawaii for a photo shoot, cavorting and frolicking with her boyfriend, who may or may not be the lead guy from that sit-com Yes, Dear. And judging by the spider web tattoo on his elbow, the guy from Yes Dear is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood and killed a minority in prison. Either that, or he's a poseur who just got a tattoo because he thought it looked neat. I'm not sure, but I think the former is less offensive than the latter.
Since most of the people who comment on this site are personal trainers to the world's sexiest celebrities, they tend to be pretty harsh on women who are anything less than physically perfect in every way. So I've seen every put-down there possibly is for Amanda Beard: she looks like a horse, she looks like a tranny, her face looks like a skull… and yeah, I guess all of those are true to an extent. But you have to admit, if you had to skull-fuck a transsexual horse — I mean had to — you'd be pretty lucky if it looked as good as Amanda Beard.

I would add the "chicks I would do" tag.
also, 2nd picture from the right on the bottom looks like she is checking out her pubes or checking if they have started to grow back after shaving her puss.
Her skin looks nice
crumpled up on the floor next to my bed. ROFL!Actually, I think I would put a dress on a horse and fuck it rather than her….I am just saying.
I would. I would also like to see a skin suit made of her. But that's another story.
@UU: And second photo in from top appears she is checking to see if she has any protusion on her boobs. The answer: No.
Also, She got a bad case of 'man-hands'
I thought I skull fucked a horse before, but later found out it was Nancy Kerigan.
That guys really lucky to be hanging around with one of the original cast members of "They Live." It's still my favorite Roddy Piper movie
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@UU: Actually, I think she's checking to see if the scars from her penisectomy have healed.
Am I the only one here that would bang her ? Maybe it's just that after getting 18 inches of snow in 3 days up here anything in a bikini looks good.
Either that, or he's a poseur who just got a tattoo because he thought it looked neat.
My guess is it's not even a real tattoo. Also my guess…her cunt tastes like
2-week old, sun dried chilean sea bassheaven. I'm game.You had me at "skull-fuck a transsexual horse"!!!
if you had to skull-fuck a transsexual horse — I mean had to
I do have to, actually. My state appointed shrink says the urges are a result of being molested by a pony as a child.
@UU
Aww, what the hell, I'd pipe here. Considering the girl I had this weekend (who I'm planning never to call back, and hope never to see again).
Note to self: Stop drinking mass amounts of tequila, and stop going into sports bars hoping to get your "twinky stinky".
I'm guessing one of these pictures is in the dictionary, next to the word "butterface."
Either that, or he's a poseur who just got a tattoo because he thought it looked neat
All the guys with tribal tattoos take offense to your commentary
After the obvious air-brushing job Playboy did on Kim Kardashian, nothing surprises me anymore. She probably didn't look like good when she did her pictorial.
That dude obviously knows how to cover up domestic abuse, because that bitch has to be punched every day to look like that.
Pauly, don't ever stop that routine. Think of the stories it can bring about!
As someone coming off a 5 week "vacation", I can confirm that this is NOT the emotionally sensitive pussy guy from Yes Dear (1PM, TBS).
I can confirm the lack of quality daytime television directly correlated to quickly finding a new job.
@Big Nabs
Stories? Yeah I guess so. But I have enough regret-fucks to fill the Dolphins roster. Coincedentally, alot of them resemble Cory Lekkerkerker…uhh..ker.
Great body, but very mannish facial features. I never saw the attraction from the neck up.
The body is bulletproof. Of all female athletes swimmers have hottest bods. All those long hours in the pool. I don't think her face is that bad, in fact, I think she's pretty cute. What I'm saying is I would do her the favor of fucking her brains out. Repeatedly.
Do you fuck'em for the story? The answer to that question is yes, always yes.
But you have to admit, if you had to skull-fuck a transsexual horse
…Like any one of us would have to be forced.
member of the Aryan Brotherhood and killed a minority in prison
I didn't know that Doogie had his own business card.
It's pretty cool thqat she brings a hair-and-makeup person to her beach dates. And she does have a great swimmer's body. A boy swimmer.
I'd fuck Elvis.
I like how posters here will turn their noses up at Amanda Beard, but readily join in a discussion about how many days dead is too many to take pleasure from a sex professional.
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I bet there's a lotta teeth in that BJ
What is it about swimmer's though? I used to make "new high school friends" to pictures of Joanna Malar back in the day. Is it because they're in good shape? Is it because they're already covered in a liquid and ne…oh crap I just went kazaa
John Elway is looking pretty good in his later years.
She's definitely been taking her vitamins. Unfortunately, she's also been taking her Noassatol.
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