Yesterday I posted a clip of Baron Davis dressing up like Roller Girl on some show from some channel. I still don't know what "Framed" or IFC is, but this clip of Allen Iverson dissing O.J. Simpson should be enough to get him into the Hall of Fame. The Football Hall of Fame. And maybe the Keepin' It Real Hall of Fame, too. I'm not exactly sure if there even is a Keepin' It Real Hall of Fame and Museum, but if there isn't I call dibs on chairing the selection committee. A.I. can be in the inaugural class with Andrew Jackson, Lawrence Taylor, and nobody from the cast of Keepin' It Real.
Oh yeah, and Nelly's in the video, too. He took the band-aid off his face. Good for him.
Classic SportsPickle UPDATE: Allen Iverson Keeps It Real for 2,548th Straight Day
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I'm supposed to believe AI and Nelly are cruising in a big-rig limo completely void of posse and pussy?
Keeping it real, my ass.
Matt, you really need the comcast hi-def package. IFC comes included, Independent Film Channel as another sexy reader pointed out the other day. Good shit on there, as well as Mojo. Oh the new History HD channel and the new regular Discovery HD are the shiznit.
I want AI to run for president.
Oh yea, Free
Mike VickOrenthal J. Simpson.Damn Time Warner – Mojo and a couple more don't show up. I hate cable.
UFC > IFC
Can someone explain sarcasm to Swany? I'm kinda busy.
IFC > NFC
"He got a mug shot where he smiling… what the hell is funny?"
Probably the fact that he got away with decapitating two white kids… chutch.
Easy there Buck. I can smell that smarm a mile away.
I used sarcasm once, but I ended up having sex with a fat girl, so never again.
Sarcasm is fun.
Orgasm > Sarcasm
NFC > XFL … errr, maybe not
This show is gonna be hilarious .. If OJ's "If I Did It" book can't convince African Americans that he did it then maybe Iverson can. "OJ DONE LOST HIS MIND!"
Fat girl > own hand
I'd also like to nominate Clinton Portis for the Keepin' It Real HOF.
And goddammit UU that's a fat dog. I know I'm slow, but still…
Own hand > girl's hand
Bitches dont know what the fuck they're doing.
Nelly is the A.C. to A.I's O.J.
"I ain't never gon' be seen."
Exactly, AI that's why he's everywhere. OJ was too white for double negatives.
Girl's hand > a jar of peanut butter and the fat dog in UU's avatar
Bitch's gonna use teeth.
I suddenly have the urge to go buy some Reeboks.
jar of peanut butter and the fat dog in UU's avatar > Paris Hilton
"OJ sit your ass down" will be the title of my autobiography
Paris Hilton > Sticking cock into a meat grinder (barely)
Kurupt isn't a nominee for the Keeping It Real HOF? But he has appeared on several And1 Mixtapes.
(I am obviously not because I like including g's in my progressive tenses)
Keepin' It Real > Practice
Allen Iverson DOUBTFUL (slashed throat)
can nba stephen jackson and stephon marbury be in the keepin' it real HOF? stephen jackson because, come on, look at the guy. he looks INSANE. he keeps it real. and stephon marbury because he actually is insane. and isn't insanity the root of keeping it real?
Anyone else ever notice how black people talk differently than white people?
Sticking with the theme of my comments today, the Goldman's and Brown's should feel damn lucky that OJ killed their kids instead of Doogie.