Earlier this week I ignored a story about a brawl between two youth hockey teams, because it happened in Canadia so I was like whatever.
Police in Guelph, Ont., say criminal charges are possible after a brawl at a hockey game involving teams of eight-year-old players. Six players and two coaches were suspended after Friday’s brawl between the Duffield and Niagara Falls novice triple-A teams.
100% Injury Rate turned up the video above, and as you can see it's a real horror show of violence. Canadian police are also looking into a pet store's possible dog fighting ring after seeing three Golden Retriever puppies chewing on each other.
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Lucky kids, I havn't punched an 8 yr-old canadian kid in the face since I was 17.
Canada??? But that's America Junior
We paid for blood!
Death to all by firing squad! [www.cnn.com]
+1 yamabushi.
My nightly jerks are more violent than this fight.
If this was America, someones dad would have come out and killed the refs.
I can't say that I'm suprised that this is so tame. Big queer hockey players have to come from somewhere… Canada! Ha, nah, I'm fucking, they start out as little queer hockey players. Would someone swing thier damn stick already?!
Got to hell, shitty Canadian youth hockey!
And go to hell, grammar!!!
What's an add-ult?
The frustration of eight years of being Canadian coming to a boil.
I think that if came down to life or death, I could probably fight and kill about 100 2nd graders
These kids need to start packing blades for the post-game handshake…
i have nothing to add. cept, you know, i like being Canadian?
Also allegedly one of the coaches (the one who doesn’t look geriatric) spit in the other coaches face. So… you know… it’s just not the kids who are pussies. We got a cat fight going on the bench too.
That's dangerous… With a full face mask you could get snow in your eyes in those kind of catfight, that can cause discomfort… Anyway, I guess the Flyers will be looking to draft at least 2-3 of them.
By the way english canada, what's with all the melodramatic newscaster? It's like you can't listen to news if it doesn't come from someone who flunk his theatre study.
I wonder if I do that anchor chick in the mouth if she will pee maple syrup?
@montrealais – you should really check out our weather network. it’s more like the guys/gals who were in drama in highschool, but only because the drama teacher sold better weed than the kid at the back of shop class. also, i enjoyed the flyers dig. +1
“The Canadian bar sold Labatt plus. That is, Labatt plus drencrom, or velocet, or synthemesc, which is what we were drinking. It sharpens you up and makes you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.”
Also, I had a friend in grade school who played hockey. I would go to some of his games. One time he flattened a smaller kid from the other team, and the kid’s dad jumped the boards and went after my friend.
Note to psycho hockey dads: do NOT, under any circunstances, attempt to go out onto the ice, wearing loafers, in an attempt to take on a 130 pound 10 year old, who has the combined advantages of wearing skates, full pads and helmet with mask, and wielding a hockey stick.
Needless to say, hilarity ensued when my friend casually skated around the codger and slashed him into submission.
I thought Canadian kids had those floppy heads like Terrance and Phillip???
LONG LIVE BRYAN ADAMS!!!