YOU GOTTA BE SHARP TO WORK IN RADIO
11.13.07For the sake of Colts' fans, I hope they weren't listening to Bob Lamey's radio call on Sunday night. For the sake of hilarity, I hope they were.
Lamey also wants you to know that Dewey defeated Truman, the polar ice caps are fine, and Bambi's mom is okay… wait, no good. I'm sorry.
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And Tony Dungy…is GAY! He's GAY!!!
Oh, I'm sorry. He's not.
Would it be wrong…? Ah, fuck it.
And Dungy's son is up and….ALIVE!!! He's alive!!!
No, I'm sorry. He's dead.
+1 WhyDoYouAsk: That made me shoot milk out of my nose, and I wasn't even drinking milk at the time.
Oh man. +1
Side note: You're going to hell. Telly Andy Reid's sons I say hello for me; also the crack was good.
Lamey also wants you to know that the Hindenburg landed safely in New jersey.
… Lamey also said the Nazi summer camps were a fun time for all and went off without a hitch.
they were no good, im sorry, no good.
Lamey to GW BUSH; Iraq will be over in no time flat.
If you think that's bad, you should listen to his call of Harbaugh's Hail Mary against Pitt. in 95. Much, much worse than this.
You should have heard him call the fight between my cock and my hand this morning. He was way off.
Ha! And Peter King hates coffee.
Jeff Alm says some people should know when to call it quits!
I would also like you all to know that Donda West is alive! She's feeling great after her surgery!
Oh, no….I'm sorry. She's dead.
Chris Myers is a smarmy douchebag.
Lamey? More like…oh, it mocks itself.
He also wants you to know that Gettysburg really kept the momentum going for the South.
Laces out. It's all that Dan Marino's fault.
Lamey is being questioned regarding the deaths of all 4 of Srgt. Drew Peterson's wives. Turns out someone screwed up on the cause of death reports.
And Normandy was the Nazi's finest stand.
Joe Buck would never mess up like Lamey did.
Gregggg Easterbrook liked his original call.
"This broadcast was directed by Orsen Welles and is brought to you by CBS radio. Goodnight, everybody!"
"I'm happy to inform you that Amelia Earhart's circumnavigational flight has ended with a safe touchdown in…….oh, oh really?"
The hooker I was with last night will one day regain her sight.
Bob Lamey: The Leon Lett of midwestern announcers