Because of my high I.Q. and childhood of rigorous spelling bee training, I never got into pro wrestling. So I don't know who Harrison "Hardbody" Norris is… but I do know that he's led a pretty sweet life. Right now a jury is deliberating a federal case against him on prostitution and sex trafficking charges. Get ready for some awesome sentences:
Donned in his bright orange prison jumpsuit and trademark braids, Norris, serving as his own lawyer, gave a rambling, 90-minute performance in hopes of winning an acquittal on charges he kept nine women as sex slaves in his two Cartersville homes. If convicted, he faces up to 20 years in prison on a slew of charges, including peonage and forced labor.
[Prosecutors] painted Norris as a predator who knowingly used his wrestling business to lure poor and vulnerable women into a life of prostitution and forced labor… Some of the activity crossed state lines and involved so-called "cut parties" in which the alleged victims were forced to have sex with multiple partners in a single gathering.
I always learn the most useful things from news stories. Like this one. Not only did I get fresh spank bank material by Googling "cut parties," I also learned that luring vulnerable women into prostitution and forced labor was illegal. Who knew? Guess I'll have to free my sex slaves. But at least I can keep them on as sex share croppers.
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Cut parties? Is that what the cool kids call it these days?
What ever happened to the good, old fashioned gangbang? I didn't keep them as slaves though, I just buried them in a hole in the woods out back afterwards.
wait.. which one is the one getting charged… the dude in the front with the goatee or the dude in third row in the black?
You can get in trouble for peonage?
/R Kelly
peonage – The Golden Age
Pe-on-age?
Shit.
I don't consider them "sex slaves". After all, they are getting FREE room and board.
Acting as one's own attorney is always a good idea.
-Ted Bundy
I also believe there is a bald black chick in the 4th row…What the Fu..
@Hugh B. Brown: Colin Ferguson agrees with Mr. Bundy's assessment.
When reached for comment, "Macho Man" Randy Savage only response was "Ooooh yeahhhhhh!!".
Wait. Keeping sex slaves is illegal?
He's a limo ridin', jetplane flyin' son of a gun! The AJC article is a must read:
[www.ajc.com]
I thought we could keep them as long as we fed and watered them.
@Rastas, I'm thinking about 99% of them are bald. Oh, wait you're talking about her head.
I dunno, I think an Anna Nichole body strewn across the feet of these lovely ladies in the front row would do this pic wonders. 289?
I'm going to start an Underground Railroad for escaped sex slaves.
@WAS, he followed that by snapping into a slim jim.
> But at least I can keep them on as sex share croppers.
Awesome.
Guess I should've went to that cut party I was invited to. I assumed it was a bunch of emo kids sitting around cutting themselves while listening to shitty music. If only I had read this post earlier.
To the time machine!
Umm….would anybody here happen to have a time machine and/or sex slaves I could borrow? I seem to have misplaced mine.
trademark braids
The guy must be worth a fortune!
"You can get in trouble for peonage?"
Yeah. I guess golden showers woth Bea Arthur and Betty White isn't an accepted practice in some states. Who knew?
@BoB
Sorry, fresh out, but if you come up with a way to combine the two… well that's just good business.
@alumn
The slave only counted as 3/5 of a man. But with your help, along side Abraham Lincoln, slaves can live free and equal.
Wait…..they're only sex slaves and not real slaves? Stupid 13th amendment.
You never heard about anything like this involving the Brooklyn Brawler.
I'll bet that hack Gammons would like a nice golden shower.
I keep sex indentured servants. ("indentured" = "missing natural teeth", right?)
He had to represent himself because Doink The Clown was stuck in traffic.
Not being familiar with peonage i took a gamble and did a GIS. Mexicans appear to be involved.