As Kickette pointed out, this weekend was the big Victoria's Secret fashion show, and a bunch of women (that regular women should starve themselves to look like -Ed.) got together to prance around in crazy-ass lingerie with wings and Christmas tree costumes and snowflake get-ups and what have you.  What, never rubbed one out to a Christmas tree before?  What are you, gay?

Anyway, pictured here is Noemie Lenoir, the French model who puts up with Chelsea midfielder Claude Makelele cheating on her.  With Gisele Bundchen AKA Dreamboat Dock quitting Victoria's Secret over a money dispute (bitch), Noemie is now the sports world's best excuse to look at women in underwear.

Unfortunately, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Marisa Miller aren't dating athletes (and even more unfortunately, they're not dating me), so their photos here would be irrelevant.  But you can still view them in all their high-resolution glory here.  You know, so you can "research" your Christmas shopping for that "someone special." 

Although why you're buying your mom lingerie, I don't know.  Weirdo.