KEVIN GARNETT over Craig Sager — Finally, someone called that retard out for his terrible wardrobe. KG is a hero (Thanks to AA for the clip)
Bucks over KNICKS — Oh please oh please oh please let Isiah keep his job. I'd miss him terribly if he were gone
SLEEPING IN PILES OF CASH over Buying a $50K Treehouse — The Beckhams have Fuck You money.
Oklahoma over Kansas — Because why should anything be easy in college football this year? [Edit: That's right, I really don't care]
REDSKINS over Bills — Expect former Miami Hurricanes Santana Moss and Clinton Portis to honor Sean Taylor by not fumbling 8 times.
Enjoy the weekend, sexy people. Be sure to check in with KD here when you're not out non-denominational holiday shopping.
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Oklahoma over Kansas — Because why should anything be easy in college football this year?
Missouri?
or was this to emphasize how little you care?
i will pick oklahoma over missouri… i win
@ tyler – ding ding ding
What would you have done Tyler?
Um, he was wearing a purple coat with green pants. And green shoes……no, he's not retarded.
I propose in any future Canada-related posts, it be referred to as "America's Hat".
Sager is from my hometown, Wheaton, Illinois!!!!!
If she's spending $50K on a treehouse, her new tits had better be the size of volleyballs and lactate Guinness. And not that room-temperature English shit – chilled Guinness draft, straight from the nipple.
@fivepoundbag
Holy shit, can you design a prototype for this? I've got a semi.
He's not retarded, he's just wearing a Tony Romo jersey.
If the Beckhams have fuck you money, is it possible for me to get some money for screaming obscenities at my television whenever I see a football match involving David?
Shaq has called that Douche out many times
Does the treehouse come with a tree? I'd want one thrown in. Probably a horse chestnut tree, y'know, for the conkers.
@Enrico: Is that why Romo leads the league in smiles? Retarded people smile a lot; especially when you trade them shiny pop tops for stinky old paper money.
Snake River over Evel Knievel
What? Too Soon?
(Just kidding — RIP, Evel)
If Isiah gets axed, the only logical replacement is Tracy Jordan. (See, e.g., last night's 30 Rock).
Clinton Portis's alter-ego "Choo-Choo" dresses better than that.
@WDYA: That's 11-1 Mr Smiles to you jacko.
And Craig Sager has got to be the brokest pimp I'm ever seen. Where is mah bitches?!?!?!
* I've. Fuck, it's not as funny when you spell like a Buckeye.
KG has been critical of Sager's wardrobe for a while now… I remember a few years ago in Minnesota in the playoffs he was laying into Craig for wearing a orange coat. Every time they interview he'll have something to say!
App State over Eastern Wash!