What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups. Home teams in ALL CAPS.
LUCY PINDER over Tebow's Accessory — Earlier this week, I was blinded by shiny brown hair and massive mammaries when I confused Lucy Pinder with a mystery coed who haunts message boards; it's the sort of thing that might be embarrassing if I pretended to have any credibility whatsoever. Pinder gets the nod because I can conduct a basic Google search and see her naked and entwined with Michelle Marsh in a matter of seconds. More women should follow her shining example.
Patriots over COLTS – I say Pats by two touchdowns. Belichick is fuckin' pissed.
ALABAMA over LSU — I base this partly on the fact that all the other SEC teams have lost at least twice, but mostly on this breakdown by Poon of the SEC. Seriously, the second pic down almost took top billing for this post over Pinder (Note: "Pinder? I hardly know her!" Sorry, had to get that out of my system.)
CELTICS over Wizards — Boston's Big Three make their home debut tonight when DC comes to town. Some quick math: Gilbert Arenas + trash talk < KG + Ray Allen + Paul Pierce
Murdering Clay Bennett over MOVING THE SONICS — Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Fucking die.
Have a great weekend, and enjoy the steady new ride that is With Leather weekends. I'll see y'all Monday.
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Are we sure that's Lucy Pinder on the left? Cause she as well gets the nod for me.
Nod of my man meat.
We got the joke, punch. You like masturbating. As do all of us.
Phew… I thought I would have to demonstrate. Graphically.
I will pumble myself to both women. It's kind of like a three-way.
Is my man card going to be taken away because I had no idea who Lucy Pinder was before this?
Just cause I can't stand alabama, second pic down on SEC Poon not an alabama chick. She's a swedish model who for some reason hasn't gotten naked.
Holy toast, why did I go to a school for nerds and not fucking Alabama.
@Hercules
You mean today? Yes.
Herc — yes, yes it is.
They should put Ms. Pinder's astonishing tits on a stamp. A big stamp. She's a national treasure.
Lucy may be undeniably awesome, but she's famous. I'd like to actually meet Tebow's girl – those are real world cans, baby.
I googled the broad after Ufford mentioned it was her in the original post. Before that though….no clue.
I'll leave my keys with the doorman
They should put Ms. Pinder's astonishing tits on a stamp. A big stamp.
May I be the first to volunteer to lick it?
Thank you.
I'd never heard of her, but was pleased to google her.
And by "pleased" I mean what Punch and Enrico so smoothly alluded to.
good, the hornets sucked, and at least durant is a franchise player who people will go see.
it's too bad seattle is too god damn cheap
-Orsonab
You're supposed to lick the back.
Seriously, that's the kind of comment that shows how one-sided your consumption of the story has been.
Key Arena was completely rebuilt all of 12 years ago; the people of Seattle are sensible to refuse to pay hundreds of millions for a building that will only make one man richer.
You're within your rights to be excited for a new team, but call a spade a spade: Bennett made a demand he knew wouldn't be met so he could hijack the team.
Matt
Don't even respond to people who have the sooners logo as an avatar. Those are the types that go out and drink pabst (one of the few types that give pbr a bad name) and cow tip rather than having sex with women. They are the types that use "tracking game" as an excuse to go camping and leave the sow of a wife at home. They complain about the impure air in the city yet live on a cow farm. Its a wonder they even reproduce. I thought I was hitting on a girl when I was passing through there one time…until she said "mooo". Needless to say I got me a stool and mounted it because Bessie was still the hottest chick in that OK City bar.
Sorry to offend, butFuck off, the Sonics belong in Seattle, which is one of the best sports cities in the nation.Hah! Jokes on you, we barely even have PBR in Oklahoma.
Ah, if only all honest mistakes could be like mistaking Lucy Pinder for Tebow's GF/random.
I want the Sonics to stay in Seattle, but if
Clay Bennettasshole does get his way, I'll be amused to see Seattle basketball fans forced to follow the PortlandTrailJailFail Blazers.wow, I'm in love with that woman
More pics of the "Alabama" girl….
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