UFC HAS STRICT FRATERNIZATION RULES
11.21.07
In pressing mixed martial arts news, popular UFC ring girl Ali Sonoma (right) abruptly resigned to move on to "bigger and better things" according to her MySpace page via MMAjunkie. (Also according to her MySpace page: her interests are laughing and Golden Retrievers. Sigh.) In this case, bigger and better things are focusing on her acting career and being the new spokesmodel for Xenergy — not exactly a step up from UFC ring girl in the pecking order getting attention for being sexy.
The subtext is that UFC was pissed that Ali is dating UFC welterweight Diego Sanchez and gave her the choice of Diego or her job. This rumor is backed up by fellow ring girl Arianny Celeste's experience, who suddenly got more screen time than ever after she broke up with the fighter she had been dating.
Ummm… this story sounded a lot juicier before I wrote it down. It started out in my mind as a sexy scandal and ended up like an episode of The Hills. Except less boring. Christ that show is retarded.
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One time I laughed at a golden retriever and it bit my dick off.
Interested in laughing, eh?
She should do a research paper on my dick.
Also, 'God yes' and 'I would cut my arm off for it yes'
Yeah, I was hoping for another poon battle.
Arianny looks like a Canadian from South Park…or maybe a pez dispenser. I would still pee in her butt though.
Use less peanut butter next time Lance.
I just put my penis in a rear naked chokehold
Time to google that little piece of used up ass….Also, or more peanut butter Lance…If that is your thing…Not like I like that or anything….
Can someone lend me $500 for a casting couch and some cloraform?
According to Ms. Celeste's myspace page, she loves her body and dancing naked around the house. In a freaky coincidence, I also love her body and the idea of her dancing naked around my
basementhouse. What are the odds?The Hills!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! wait….. oh.
My interests include laughing and convincing chicks like these to take it in the ass. And collecting potato chips that look like celebrities.
I see three guys in that picture and only one is checking out the asses a row behind him. Was this one of the California events?
And where's the cup?
The Arizona/Oregon poon battle would be way better with these two, who could both fit in the Zona girl's sweatshirt.
Yeaaa pretty much the only reason I havent stepped in the octagon to knock out couture is becasue of those damn rules against fraternization. but it will all pay off as soon as my ring girl decides to
lift the restraining orderannounce we are going steady.