This has been floating around for a couple of days, and I'm posting it because I love "To Catch a Predator" jokes (hey, the show is hosted by the Patriots' punter!) and because this one is tailored to be a commercial for Nike running shoes. Unfortunately, it's not actually a Nike commercial, but something designed by Alec Brownstein. Also, the guy in the clip isn't actually a sexual predator, but a character inspired by Joe Theismann.
Naw, I'm just kidding. Theismann only likes teenage boys.

I saw what you did there.
Wait…why did the police chase him?
She said she was 16 but I could have sworn she was 21.
I'm black, she's white.
I'm black, she's light skinned-black.
I'm black, she's 17.
Was that JewFro4Life247? I think I've seen him on Dateline.
Seth Rogen can move, baby!
Another great moment in internet dating brought to you by Nike.
I'm guessing the lack of comments is because everyone ran out to buy new Nikes.