THE CELTICS MIGHT BE GOOD
11.05.07
Two nights after blowing Gilbert Arenas and his overactive mouth out of the Fleet Center, the Celtics showed they could get it done in close games as well. After 48 minutes of slow, grinding basketball that left the C's tied with the Raps at 78, both teams rained buckets in OT, with Boston outscoring Toronto 20-17 in five minutes to improve to 2-0.
Ray Allen was the Big One of the Big Three, scoring 33 in the game, including the game-winning three-pointer from the corner with 3 seconds left. Kevin Garnett scored 23 (10 in OT), while T.J. Ford led the Raps with 32 and my God basketball recaps are boring to write. Seriously. There's no chance in hell I'm doing this every day until June. I'm thinking two a week, maybe three if it's slow. Really slow. Like Shaq returning from injury slow.
Elsewhere in the Association: Heat fall to 0-3 against Bobcats, who are two games above .500 for the first time ever. Michael Jordan celebrates with cigar, golf, meaningless wager… Sonics fall to 0-3, Clay Bennett still a useless piece of shit… LeBron (27 points, 5 rebs, 8 assts, 4 blocks) was back to bring LeBron, but the Suns were back to being the Suns, as Steve Nash led Phoenix to a win with 30 points and ten dimes… Something has possessed Kobe: for the second straight game, the Lakers deal one of the West's best teams a loss, this time beating the Jazz 119-109. As always, I'm pretty broken up by a Utah loss.

Ray Allen shoots the ball for himself, not for the enjoyment of the white fans in Boston.
When you're all tied up and looking for the go-ahead bucket, Allen's a great choice.
Down by one? Remains to be seen who the go-to-guy should be on this team.
In other news, the Knicks win their home opener. Look out world.
They should take the three sports titles that Boston will win supposedly and melt them together to form one big all-sport encompassing award.
For me to poop on.
+1 Punch. I did not see the Triumph joke coming.
Following his late game heroics, Ray Allen dazzled a horde of groupies with his innate ability to dribble the ball with his dick.
Two nights after blowing Gilbert Arenas…
Danny Ainge developed a cold sore.
Sweet.. a Raptors-ish post.
I'd like to know why the lard ass behind j. shuttlesworth isn't on his feet, clapping in his ear, shouting obscenities, kicking feet out from underneat him.
Fuckin' suits at courtside. I hate basketball.
(please note: i do not hate basketball)
Michael Jordan celebrates with cigar, golf, meaningless wager…
Sucks when Jordan's meaningless wager could cover my entire mortage like 4 times over.
I was at the Clipper go.
Goooooo free tickets in the upper deck.
I really do not enjoy the NBA.
More hockey please…unless you can make it baseball season again because I would like that.
Stupid Jazz cost me $10, but hey Green Bay made me $44.
"Dude Ray Allen's in front of me right now. I'm wearing my suede adidas and my Cyndi Lauper t-shirt."
Douche.
oh dear sweet lord if the red sox, the patriots, and the celtics all won championships in one year…no one anywhere would be safe from the onslaught of cocky boston sports fans for the rest of time.
they're bad enough already.
I can't believe the Raptors sent it to over time when they were shooting like 24% at the half.