THE BEIJING OLYMPICS JUST GOT SEXY
11.20.07
Chinese officials are looking for women to present medals to the victors at the Beijing Olympics, and they don't want any Plain Xiangs representing their country. Lusty, busty tipster Gen sent this article in to With Leather headquarters:
"We have some very clear conditions and demands," explained Zhao Dongming, director of the Cultural Activities Department at Beijing's Organizing Committee for the Games."We have certain requirements for their height, since they are to present the medals to our athletes. They need to be of a height between 1.68 and 1.78 meters [5'5" to 5'8"]. That's above average."
There was no requirement on their weight, Zhao said, but he added: "Generally speaking, they can't be too fat. Their figure should be good. They shouldn't be too heavy." The guidance was so the women, who must be between 18 and 25 and university students, would fit into the uniforms being prepared for them, he said.
Man, I've said a lot of bad things about Communist countries, but their policies are awesomely pigheaded. If I spoke Mandarin I'd be a lock for a cabinet position over there. Minister of Population Control. Step 1: kill the homeless, elderly, overweight. Step 2: Uh… I haven't really gotten that far. But you have to admit, Step 1 is pretty sweet.

Wake me up when you slap a pair of tits on these 12 year old boys.
"We have some very clear conditions and demands,"
Happy Endings?
Plain Xiangs – beautiful
Don’t forget the unattractive. Sure, all the overweight, elderly and homeless fall under that umbrella, but there’s no shortage of thin, young uggos with mortgages out there who should have their backs up against the wall when the revolution comes.
Will the Canadian "hooker villages" be a part of these Olympiad as well? Because if there's one way to fight against stereotyping Asians, it's putting Chinese "hooker villages" on center display.
kill the homeless, elderly, overweight.
and retards, cant forget the retards.
The one in the front almost has a panda toe.
Plain Xiangs, fucking brilliant
If nice little China boobies and a bit of baby oil don't scream Olympic spirit then I don't know what does.
"Generally speaking, they can't be too fat. Their figure should be good. They shouldn't be too heavy."
He later added, "But if they give good head, we're willing to overlook the whole weight thing."
These are pretty much my requirements, except I wave the "not too fat" part when it's your mom.
@DDH – well played
The
cut partyclosing ceremony should be best viewed in the pants-off mode."You've got to strip them down to next to nothing to tell the difference" – Lucille Bluth
i like the one in the background
@Matt
+10 for sexiness today
Step 1: kill the homeless, elderly, overweight.
You need the fatties for the, "bag the fattest chick" competitions with your boys. You know you got a winner if you have to grease the door to get em through.
The girl in the foreground is exquisite. Do the Chinese do haikus because i'd like to compose one in her honour? No. Ah well, I'll rub one out instead.
@AEVC – they all look
alikeexquisite to me, really@wtbw:
I'd be the all time champion among my friends, but I was too ashamed to admit to my deeds.
What the hell is she packing in those briefs?
Tim- I think she's packin' 12 inches….of muff growth.
Like a Yield sign.