11.01.07 SOCCER JUST GOT SEXY

something about white knee socks and soccer cleats that don't go with bikinis.

This is really weird, but arousing.  I give it my worst review yet, 7 thumbs up.

Better than "Gremlins", better than "E.T."

I think this is a kid's show about proper footwork on the pitch.

I like to trip women just to let them know I find them attractive. That's why I'm not allowed in my neighborhood Target.

Benny Hill nods in approval.

Oh man.  if this is what soccer is about, I've been missing out!  I was never really a fan, but I'm excited about the Crew's next season!  Really.  I'm psyched.

Would this be the appropriate venue for a joke about ball handling?

Who's the prude in the skirt?

Punch Rockgroin — Simpson's reference?  Nice.

Sorry, but everything got kind of fuzzy around the point where one of them kept saying ball and was motioning between her legs.

Portugese is the language spoken in Brazil.  .    .      .     .       DIPSHIT!  jusssst kidding.  I love matt.  LOVE.

Why no Hello Dollies? Man I hated those, but the way these girls are dressed something would definitely pop out. And by something I mean pah-china.