Well, you know I'm officially out of good stories when I actually write about Smush Parker.  The former Kobenary turned Heat member allegedly battered a female parking attendant who wanted $12 he didn't have.

Yomaira McKenzie, 41, said Parker ''lost it'' Tuesday morning when he was asked to pay the $12 valet parking charge he allegedly owed at a condo building… According to a Miami police incident report, Parker, 26, claimed he had paid the fee in advance a night earlier. He said he did not have any available cash to pay Tuesday.

Tension apparently escalated when Parker, denied his keys until he settled the debt, allegedly pushed a valet podium and grabbed McKenzie's arm in an attempt to get his keys, according to the incident report.

In Smush's defense, the Heat pay him in food stamps.  And he's really not skilled enough to make a clean swipe of the keys.  He kinda has to grab the arm.