On the left is Victoria Beckham a year ago in New York.  BAM!  Makes me want grapefruit for breakfast in bed.  On the right is Posh at the Dancing with the Stars finale the other night to support whichever Spice Girl was on the show.  You'll notice that her breasts aren't delightfully spherical.  They actually look like normal breasts.  Said her spokesman:

"I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra she normally wears, but I have not seen the pictures and I have no idea."

I don't know what planet of liars her spokesman is from, but Posh hasn't worn a push-up bra in years.  Those globes have been standing at attention on their own power since she did the world the favor of getting implants.  God I hope this is just some optical illusion.  I don't want to live in a world where Victoria Beckham has the assets of a real human female.  I like her just the way she is: as an emotionless robot sent from the future to harvest human DNA for a post-apocalyptic world.

Or maybe I need to stop masturbating while I watch the Sci-Fi Channel.