NCAA Football: The Ducks are finished. Heisman ex-hopeful Dennis Dixon sprained his knee in the first quarter, and Oregon stumbled without its star, falling to unranked Arizona 34-24 in becoming the fifth #2 team to lose this year. And to think, MJD specifically warned Oregon (see #5). I guess the Ducks were behind on their blog reading. Arizona State now controls its own destiny for a trip to the Rose Bowl.
NBA: Mavericks drop Spurs with big first-half runs; Manu Ginobili and Tony Longoria find solace in anonymous unprotected sex at the Man Hole… Suns drop pitiful Bulls to win fourth straight. Ben Wallace wonders, "Why am I here?" Everyone else: "To rebound and play defense?" Considering he doesn't really do those tasks well any more, he has a pretty valid question.
NHL: Bruins beat Maple Leaves 5-2 to improve to 9-6-2. Wait, another Boston team is good? Fuck me… Senators continue swath of destruction, beat slumping Sabes 3-2. Daniel Alfredsson had two goals and an extra "s" in his last name for Ottawa… Los Angeles of Anaheim non-Oregon Ducks scored four 3rd period goals to beat crosstown Kings 6-3. Wow, I just realized the LA area has two hockey teams. Why?
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I was at the Zona game last nite and I got close enough to see Erin Andrews. By see, I mean throw a load at her face a la Silence of the Lambs.
I was at the Zona game last nite and I got close enough to see Erin Andrews. By see, I mean throw a load at her face a la Silence of the Lambs.
Manu Ginobili and Tony Longoria find solace in anonymous unprotected sex at the Man Hole.
You should have seen the looks on everyone's faces when they ran into Dirk Novitzki… oh, how they laughed and laughed. And then gayed it up.
Any town that can host the Junior Goodwill Games has plenty of love for hockey.
Damn it, I forgot to mention Todd Bertuzzi's knuckle puck.
Wow, I just realized the LA area has two hockey teams. Why?
To keep the black man down. Why else.
Oregon lost to Arizona, who lost to BYU, who lost to UCLA, who lost to Notre Dame, who lost to
everybodyMichigan State, Penn State and Purdue…all of whom were beaten by The Ohio State.My point? Expect Buckeyes to begin campaigning for a BCS championship slot in 3…2…1…
Dany Afredsson
Dany Heatley: 50 goal scoring, Ferrari crashing Ottawa winger
Daniel Alfredsson: All-around player, Ottawa captain
That's alright Uff, we'll get you there eventually.
For clarification, the Bruins are really not good and will be lucky to make the playoffs (thank christ). They just look good when compared to the Leafs, who are the NHL's version of the Washington Generals, minus the buckets of confetti.
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I didn't get 'em mixed up, I just try to type too fast when I'm behind.
When you're behind, you should enjoy yourself, you can go at your own pace, and if the chick is cool enough, even watch some TV.. if she keeps her head down…
I saw his profile on millionaire dating site [WealthyRomance.com] last week! Hope his online dating scene won't influence his performance!
I saw his profile on millionaire dating site Wealthy Romance.com last week! Hope his online dating won't influence his performance!
Dany Alfredsson/Daniel Alfredsson – it's all the same difference when they are bitchslapping my team:( I hate them both equally.
Despite my anger, I'd still bang Mike Fisher until he split me in half, though.
That was supposed to be "Dany/Heatley/Daniel Alfredsson"
Not a Sens fan, but Fisher is great. He's from my hometown, and people that I know, know him, so it's like I know him. Pretty cool huh?
/no
"I'd still bang Mike Fisher until he split me in half, though."
The religious nuts gets all the pussy…
Merk, it actually is REALLY cool! I like Fish
on top of mea lot, even though he KIILLLLSSS the Sabres every time they play. I don't understand how he isn't on the All Star ballot??Sorry, there were other sports played last night besides the Arizona asswhooping? I just woke up and now it's time to start the hair of the dog treatment.
(When are top 10 ranked teams going to stop scheduling Arizona at home in November?)
Went to the Kings/Ducks game. Fuck Pronger.
"I don't understand how he isn't on the All Star ballot??"
It's a number game, each team has at least 2 members on the ballot, and you can't send the whole Sens squad. The choices are dodgy anyway, I would've pick Anton Volchenkov before Wade Redden, Fisher before Spezza, etc.
Actually, the whole selection process is a joke, they should wait for the season to unfold a little before doing the list.