PROM DRESS RUGBY SHOULD BE SEXIER
11.28.07My penis got really excited when he heard that there was video of southern college girls in prom dresses tackling each other. But then he watched it, and it turned out to be a bunch of husky rugby chicks. He just got up, put on his coat, and slammed the door on his way out. I'm not sure if he's coming back. And honestly, I can't blame him if he doesn't.
[Scrumbag via Dave's Football Blog]
TAGS: RUGBY
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For some reason, I think this would excite my German friend.
Would I fuck Dolores Clark?
ABSOLUTE LE NOT!
Even the quidditch players wouldn't bang these "chicks."
My penis went into a coma when Jenna Jameson got popular. The doctor said something about shaken penis syndrome. Thank God for the prosthetic I made from a paper towel tube and duct tape.
husky rugby chicks. Are there any other kind of rugby chick ?
It's like watching a parade of all the sexy ladies I've ever slept with.
I'm strongly considering just going gay at this point.
Since when did the dudes from Deliverance form an organized sport?
Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar.
ARod's a fan. (Easier than a Holley Mangold joke, but not by much.)
That's the first time any of them wore a prom dress.
(They still don't allow lesbians and blacks to go to the prom in the south right?)
Sometimes I wish the South was more like the Middle East, then these fug bitches would have been playing birka rugby, or maybe getting gang raped for being in public (although who the rapists would be kind of scares me)…what, too soon?
Matt – I think I saw your penis hitching a ride on US 101…he was holding a sign that said "Bust or bust". I didn't see the driver that picked him up, but the license plate said ND QUINN.
Regular rugby is sexier than that.
+1 WDYA.
Creative spin on an old staple.
It has been an odd day at WL to say the least.
Matt, you're nothing without your penis. I'd go find it if I were you.