11.30.07 POWER RANKINGS: SAYING GOODBYE
Is there anything worse in the sports media than completely senseless weekly power rankings? Yes: anyone who claimed that Sean Taylor "had it coming." And also people who actually have some kind of emotional investment in power rankings.
1. Sean Taylor. RIP #21. For further reading, today's Prelude takes an angle that you probably haven't seen yet (and thanks to Steve DeBerg for Vendetta for the comment that inspired it).
2. Victoria's Secret Models. With these girls in sports stories, I'm giving ScarJo the week off. Check out Selita Ebanks in Foxborough, Marko Jaric in Adriana Lima, and Miranda Kerr (right) in my fantasies. Worthwhile super hi-res Selita Ebanks in Foxborough, Marko Jaric in Adriana Lima, and Miranda Kerr (right) in my fantasies. Worthwhile super hi-res here.
3. Quidditch. Let's take a road trip to Vassar. Bring your blue collar rage, public school education, and (most importantly) an instrument with which to bludgeon hippie douchebag children's fantasy book enthusiasts. Your fists will suffice in a pinch.
4. Surviving a roadside DUI check without getting arrested. I've done it it three times, maybe I should give Tony LaRussa some lessons.
5. The Los Angeles Rams. They rammed it all the time. And they didn't stop coming until they put you on your back. They sound like considerate lovers.
6. Pigeon racers. They demand recognition!
7. Carl from ATHF. His last name's too long for me to write down, but he proves that Eli Manning jokes always work.
8. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Barbie. It would be a great doll if she weren't so fat.
9. Dancing with the Stars pros. I'd say Cheryl Burke > Kym Johnson > Julianne Hough, but if I had to settle for banging the 19-year-old blonde, well, I could live with that.
10. Bo Jackson. Good to see him living a happy life, what with all the bow-hunting and large trucks and bear killing. It's like he's trying to live Sly Stallone's filmography.
This week's random video: the day after Thanksgiving in Salt Lake City. White people scare me.
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POWER RANKINGS: SAYING GOODBYE
Isiah Thomas doesn't give a fuck about that video. Bitch.
What I can't fathom is a dress cut that low hanging at that angle and no nip-slip?
BOOOOO!!!
FYI: Dimples and cleft chins are like bike racks for cocks.
Those people were entirely too happy to be shopping at 5AM, especially since that was Salt Lake City which essentially means that none of them have even had any coffee.
Am I the only one that found that video extreamly disturbing? Like, all kidding aside, how much crap do fucking people really need? I just wanted to stuff that fat bitch with two plasmas into a sausage casing and cut her with a knife. Before I go off on a rant about materialism, I'll redirect and just say the prelude was excellent today. Serious, but very well done and well put. The hi-res pic ain't workin'. And Bo Knows that he should have been ranked higher than 10 bitch! You wanna catch a bullet to the crown?
The link to the image works; it's just a huge file. And the up-close evidence refutes Pauly's claim.
Who the fuck gets up at 5am to buy a snow shovel?
Materialism? What are we, Unabombers? Buying plasmas is the best decision Chubs has made since that time she tried a salad.
^^^Mr. Plow?
I stand refuted
I haven't seen a shopping craze like that since the last blow-out sale at Spatula City.
Who the fuck gets up at 5am to go to Target?
@BP
I'm fairily confident he was saying he was going to slash or guy someone else in the store with the shovel, I didn't have the volume all the way up, but I heard something along those lines. All kidding aside, I would have gone on a killing spree in that nightmare.
Nevermind, that guy actually was psyched about getting that shovel. He said two older women tried to stab him to get it.
@swany
haha did you actually spend 12 minutes listening to that? that's somewhat arousing. i mean i'm not throwing wax or anything, but i'm just sayin.
wow my math skills are stellar
I am only going to say nice things about Bo Jackson from now on, lest I become his next dinner while he is on his Ted Nugent tour.
That Target is right down the street from me and the people that go there on Black Friday should be instantly sterilized
"White people scare me"
Especially the toothless, mulletous kind. I saw one say throwed tonight on TV. As in when that car hit Billy and throwed him thew the arr…
Really Vicki Lou? Throwed? Wow. You too can be the President of the United States.
"Let's goto Denny's! Who's goin!? Woo!" My kind of people.
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