11.16.07 PENN STATE REALLY LEARNED A LESSON
After an offseason incident in which several members of the Penn State football team strolled into a party, kicked a bunch of people's asses, and walked out, legendary coach Joe Paterno brought the hammer down on his team by making all players clean up the stadium after home games. And boy did they learn their lesson, because only three Nittany Lions are being charged with crimes after a fight last month that went a little something like this:
The victim's shirt, according to the complaint, was covered in blood and the victim was trying to use it to stem the flow of blood. Police saw swelling on his entire face, lips and nose and an injury to the eye. His nose was fractured and his lip was split, the complaint stated. The victim was yelling: "It took 15 football players to attack me," according to the criminal complaint.
The victim later told police he was "strolling" through the HUB, may have brushed another man and excused himself. He said he felt tension growing, and decided to walk outside to get away from it, according to the complaint. He said 15 people — all or many of them football players — followed him outside and jumped him.
Sounds like cleaning up the stadium was just the dose of humility those boys needed. Wait, did I say "humility"? Because I meant "rage fuel." Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

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PENN STATE REALLY LEARNED A LESSON
"It took 15 football players to attack me,"
He obviously wasn't going against the Duke Lacrosse team…He wouldn't have been able to talk…
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
Austin Scott obviously wasn't there, he would have handled it differently.
They're just a little upset that they play in a pussy conference, that's all.
Police saw swelling on
hisher entire face, lips and nose and an injury to the eye.HisHer nose was fractured andhisher lip was split, the complaint stated.I told her if she wanted to live to see tomorrow, she better start fryin' them eggs a little bit better than she had been. I'm tired of sloppy slimey eggs.
brushed another man?
@ WDB: Because LSU (and anyone else in the SEC not named Alabama) were relevant before 2003.
Sounds to me like they're making a pretty strong case for the 2008 draft. I hope the Bengals are paying attention to this. These are the qualities we need to get back on top! And by back on top I mean not on bottom in the 3 cocks 1 hole AFC North.
I'm quite surprised that one of the players involved is named Knowledge Timmons.
I'm surprised that his mother didn't spell his first name starting with an "N."
Good to seem them working as a team.
It's simple, they're rageaholics, they're adicted to rageahol.
He is a nice man! I have ever met him twice on talk show! He is kind-hearted! I saw his profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week! Apparently he is single now!
Texas Tech is
Upsetting.beating, Oklahoma. Upsets just don't have the same meaning anymore,/@j07 have fun with your millionaire WTF?
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