PAYBACK IS A BITCH
11.03.07
Kansas defeated Nebraska this afternoon 76-39. In case you're feeling sorry for the Huskers, please consider that Kansas has only beaten Nebraska once since 1969. Also consider that the Huskers beat the Jayhawks 55-0 in 1971, 56-0 in 1972, 56-0 in 1974, 52-7 in 1977, 63-21 in 1978, 54-0 in 1980, 52-0 in 1982, 67-13 in 1983, 56-6 in 1985, 70-0 in 1986, 54-2 in 1987, 63-10 in 1988 and 63-7 in 1996. Kansas owes their neighbor to the north so much more.
If you must feel sorry for Nebraskans, pity their unicameral legislature. Or you could pity them because they, well, live in Nebraska. -KD
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Now that he's the interim AD, I'm sure Tom Osbourne will set things right in Lincoln. And by "set things right" I mean recruit a few talented rapists.
Notre Dame losing to Navy= high comedy. Tyrone never lost to Navy. Fire Charlie!!!
Hugh B. Brown, kindly get your facts straight.
It's Tom Osborne, and Lawrence Phillips was charged with assault, not with rape. Even after he left Nebraska, his following episodes have been for assault and domestic violence. But not rape.
But that doesn't change the fact that the Huskers, this year, are achieving an epic, nay, biblical level of suckitude.
I'm shocked, SHOCKED to see teams running up the score.
/Bill Belichick
AHAHAHA! ANOTHER BILL BELICHICK JOKE! Gold, I tell you! Never gets old.
Thanks for telling everyone about how the Cornhuskers (seriously, what a lame name) loved to build up scores when they didn't suck the big one. I'm glad Kansas ran it up as long as they did.
I seriously thought this was a basketball game when I read the post. But then I remembered that nobody really cares about college hoops in November.
Seriously, who has a unicameral legislature? I'm surprised they have opposable thumbs.
I don't even know where Kansas is.
Notre Dame, on the other hand, well, I don't know where that is either. But at least I've heard of it. And I've heard of the Navy. And Navy won. How awesome is that?
It was Christian Peter who was the rapist.
The level of accurate commenter knowledge about athlete rapists is somewhat disconcerting, to be honest. Tell me you all aren't studying technique.
I'm obviously not smart enough to comment on the weekends.
Somewhere, Bo Pelini is preparing a statement and chuckling softly.
I'm assuming the "Don't Mess With the Hutt" tag is in reference to Kansas' head coach. Well played.
My favourite example of a unicameral legislature is the Knesset of Israel, closely followed by the Althing of Iceland. I can take or leave the Storting of Norway. The Landtag of Liechtenstein can go fuck themselves.
@ desertbug
You're making Hugh B. Brown's point; that Nebraskans can't even rape well.