Uber-company AEG is looking to sell one of its two MLS teams — it owns the the LA Galaxy and the Houston Dynamo — and obviously the one with David Beckham is more valuable than the one that just won its second consecutive championship. So the Dynamo may soon be up for sale, and looky-looky who might buy them:
Boxer Oscar De La Hoya is interested in buying the Dynamo with his company Golden Boy Productions. Representatives of the company have visited Houston, attended games and are very impressed with the way the franchise is operated along with how the team has played.
De La Hoya expressed some concern that the nearest Victoria's Secret is a good fifteen minutes away from the stadium, but team officials stressed that Russian call girls can bring plenty of lingerie with them to the owner's box. Heh… "owner's box."
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When did Claire Danes play soccer?
The very first thing that pops into my head is De La Hoya having the team chase him on the field while he giggles, saying "Nanny nany boo boo, you can'y catch me!". Then he willingly gives up and lets the players tackle him. Than he yells "Tickle fight!".
In retrospect, that came across as a homosexual fantasy. Oh well, ya know what they say, hindsight's always 20/20.
Against all odds, soccer just got a little gayer.
Oscar De La Hoya wishes he had hind sight so he'd have a better view.
No one does balls like ODLH
Naw, I think he likes to fuck his men face to face.
He like-a da way da dick taste.
Sorry
I have no clue what Triumph is, or what they sell, but thanks to 289 I will never support their product for as long as I live. I gagged in my mouth a little when I saw this picture, and sure it was mostly due to my 16th, 17th, and 18th shots of Jack from last night, but this didn't help.
Texas is a wonderful state for soccer and crossdressers. I'm sure he'll be welcomed with open arms.
@WSW, Triumph was an 80's rock band from Canada
Also a decent english motorcycle… unfortunately they are both dead to me now… dead.
I like my chicks with less facial hair, oh and bigger tits.
@WSW, what about Triumph the insult comic dog ?
@UU – De La Hoya would lay it on the line.
And by "it" I mean "ass."
And by "line" I mean "dick."
(It's a Triumph song…forget it)
@alumni, I got it. Triumph videos were a staple on early Mtv.
De la Hoya has got the "Magic Power"
You know, if it wasn't for the five o'clock shadow…
Oh, shit! Did I say that out loud? Quick, wrap me in a box and overnight me to Bridget Marquardt! I need professional help!
L.A. Russian Callgirls > Houston Russian Callgirls > De la Hoya dressed as a Russian Callgirl
Damn, and who would've thought that ODLH was interested in soccer?
Triumph also make bras. Not sure what that has to with De La Hoya though.
I just hope that pictures of Ricky Hatton in fishnets don't surface on the internet after he loses to Mayweather.