11.20.07 NEW FAVORITE SPORT: POLE-A-PALOOZA
FOXNews has the hard-hitting report:
The packed JET night club in the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on Tuesday hosted 25 bikini-clad contestants who showed that it takes not only beauty but incredible strength to be a winner… The winner, who goes by the name Anika, won the top prize of $10,000.
$10,000? That's it? That will hardly cover a semester of tuition for Anika! A "semester of tuition," of course, is slang for five kilos of coke. It's true. I read it in Urban Dictionary.
Oh, and what's this? A certain intrepid sports blog editor found a 13-page gallery of the evening's festivities hard-fought sporting events.
11/26 UPDATE: Actually, go with this gallery instead.
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![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/04/fallujah-game-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/03/jenyne-butterfly8-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/02/pigeon-pants-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/02/wingbowl-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/01/superbowl-strippers2-150x150.jpg)
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NEW FAVORITE SPORT: POLE-A-PALOOZA
hahah, WOW #8.
In the club next door, 25 fathers had a contest to see who could get a fifth of bourbon and a shotgun into his mouth the fastest.
I thought Neil Patrick Harris was gay, but there he is with #5.
Should I be alarmed if gun powder shoots out of my penis?
@WWSM: Outstanding. I was going to comment with "I've got a pole they can dance on!", but instead I'll just go upstairs and masturbate.
It must take incredible strength just to carry around those two gallons of silicone.
And the rest of my workday is now filled.
that is one smarmy back side
Um what the hell is Keenan McCardell doing at this thing?
http://vegas.napkinnights.com/pics/view_image.php?id=360390
I thought "Pole-A-Palooza" was the name of A-Rod's Thanksgiving
GayDay festivities.#5 can be impregnated by me any time.
I'm convinced #1 is David Bowie, hence the choker hiding the Adam's apple and the #1 hiding his/her "Trident of Poseidon".
A certain intrepid sports blog editor
Nice hat tip to Leitch.
@ alumni - You kidding? Will would faint if he saw that much skin.
@Matt - Sounds like SSW to me
How are you all commenting already? Christ, I'm STUCK on page 6 still.
And who the fuck are all these other homos? I think Da Brat is somewhere behind that Italian douche with the Kangol hat on.
Will this be a winter or summer sport in the Olympics?
Nobody can handle a pole, like the shoe models in the ATL!
Pole-a-Palooza? I think Rommel invented that in '39.
God bless America… (wipes a tear from my eye)
bikini-clad? BOOOOO!
Could there have been any more douchebags there?
I feel dirty… in that unclean, disgusting way, not the good dirty.
Very hot babes. But I prefer my partner I found on http://femmate.com. I also feel it’s a little dirty in such public.
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