Well, if any country was going to make soccer entertaining by turning it into a perversely cruel trick on the participants, it was gonna be Japan. And this video is apparently from over twenty years ago. God only knows what wrinkles the Japanese have added by now. Surely there are in-ground tanks of piranha laid into the field and 14-year-old schoolgirl cheerleaders getting violated on the sidelines. In other words, it's probably even better.
(Thanks to whichever reader sent this in this weekend, plus whichever blog on my RSS feed had it. I'd give the proper credit, but I'm generally too drunk to remember anything on weekends.)
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And you thought soccer had no scoring before… at least this version keeps from going into a deep sleep.
Uh, sweet? I thought the "cement ball trick" had a much heavier support base.
“I’m generally too drunk to remember anything on weekends.”
Matt: You limit it to the weekends? Don’t hold back bro!
At least in this version its ok to kick the opponent.
The Japanese make everything fun; especially surprise attacks:
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That shot at the 2:07 mark looks like a deleted scene from 'The Shining.'
It was this guy.
Who got it from Sussman.
That was the most fun I've had laughing at Asians since I got done watching my Margaret Cho DVD's.
Are you sure this isn't Miami Dolphins training camp?
Just kidding, just kidding, the 'fins are a
good reason to commit suicidefine football team.There was way too much contact for that to be anything involving the Dolphins.
Indeed Ken.
Y’see, the Japanese know how to improve soccer through binoculars and they know how to improve football through their killing of thousands of dolphins – just ask Hayden Palienteriekokomoe.
Do they wear binocs when they pee to make their cocks look bigger? Like 3 inches?
That's right. Went for the Asian cock joke. Creative fuckin genius at work.
It's not so much the binoculars that fuck with there vision, as much as it is the fact that the binoculars have round lenses that they can't adapt to.
+1 WDYA
Asians do not wish to make their cocks look bigger. They've spent centuries trying to make them smaller, so they don't get stuck in those damn Chinese finger traps.
Is the referee's name Harvey? 'Cause he looks like a Harvey.
If I'm not mistaken, the guy in the purple sweater at the beginning is MXC's own host, Vic Romano.
You are correct Pauly.
Damn that was funny. It looks like it was shot at the Prison for Retarded Rockettes.