Somehow I missed Richard Jefferson, David West Lee (Sorry, huffing paint -Ed.), Cuttino Mobley, Grant Hill, Dwight Howard, and Chris Bosh teaming up on "Family Feud" against their mothers for charity. I don't really know where to begin here. RJ's mom's name is Meekness. David Lee is retarded. And Grant Hill's mom is white, which I guess isn't new information, but still has to make David Stern happy nonetheless.
I gotta say, Elaine's boss from Seinfeld isn't nearly as good as the other Family Feud host who sexually harassed all the female contestants. Who wouldn't want to hit up Meekness Jefferson with some innuendo? RAWR! I hope there's room in that hot bath for one more!
(Thanks to commenting legend whowillsexmutombo)
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I gotta say, Elaine's boss from Seinfeld isn't nearly as good as the other Family Feud host who sexually harassed all the female contestants.
Isiah Thomas nods in agreement.
Damn you Hugh B. I thought I had that one in the can. (That's what she said)
/Michael Scott
Oh and it's David Lee, not David West.
Damn that Chris Bosh looks exactly like JarJar Binks. Meesa gwine take a step back this year.
Grant Hill’s mom is white? Get the fuck out of here!! Who would have thunk.
Mr Peterman: Name something a woman would want during a nice long hot bath.
Punch Rockgroin: My cock n' balls.
Mr. Peterman: Survey says!
*ding*
I could of swore RJ's answer was going to be double-headed dildo.
#7 Answer: The Dolphin
"Name something a woman might want nearby when she's taking a hot bath." How about a multitasking partner and by multitasking i mean sat on the can whilst studying the racing form. "Sorry love, this may take some shifting. Give me twenty minutes and i'll be out of your way."
Louis Anderson is quite the lothario. Or did you mean Damon Killian?
Name something a woman might want nearby when she's taking a hot bath.
Show me 'DILDO'!
Fuck me.
Michael Irvin does not believe that Grant Hill's mom is white.
Interesting note: Richard Dawson was replaced as Feud host by Ray Combs who tried to kill himself in his jacuzzi by bludgeoning himself. So what he wanted near his bath was the sweet release that death would bring.
@HHY
Ali Sonoma is from the same town as Mark Buehrle and high school.
The Meekness thing reminds me of a news story in LA a couple weeks ago; apparently, there was this massive, planned girl brawl, involving around 30-40 "ladies". It was in a parking lot and spilled out into a street. At one point in the fight, one girl got into her car and drove it through a few of her "opponents". One of the opponents was, of course, 8 1/2 months pregnant (and a willing participant in the brawl) and died at the scene. The driver turned herself in a couple days later. Her first name was unique. Wait…I should capitalize that. Her first name was Unique.
That's nice.
Is that on youtube yet?
@Swany: 56 hit it in 45 seconds.
Cause he does everything really quickly.
Ray Combs eventually killed himself by hanging himself with a bedsheet in a closet of the psychiatric ward he was hospitalized in.
/The More You Know
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Awe! Tim; he called you ugly!
Ohhh, Ray Combs. I just checked out the Wiki…….. We have the same birthday…..
Your answer Cuttino?
Show me Steve Francis!
Damn that Chris Bosh looks exactly like JarJar Binks
Jesus you're right. Never thought of that. Always just thought he looked like an actual raptor or something. I'll be sure to credit you when i change my avatar to that tho 2ndbasement
Damn that Chris Bosh looks exactly like JarJar Binks
Jesus you're right. Never thought of that. Always just thought he looked like an actual raptor or something. I'll be sure to credit you when i change my avatar to that tho 2ndbasement
I'd really like to believe that RJ has a sister named Spontaniouse.