11.18.07 NATALIE GULBIS GOLF SOMETHING

Yay! A women's golf post! Lovely Natalie Gulbis finished just 2 shots behind Lorena Ochoa to finish as runner-up in the prestigious ADT Championship in West Palm Beach, FL.  SPORTSbyBROOKS reported a few weeks ago that Miss Gulbis is trying to tone down her sexiness in order to project a more wholesome image to her young fans.  I really hope this isn't the case as Natalie is the only reason I watch the LPGA.  Well, I mean the only reason I would watch it.  If the only other sporting event on was billiards, I could imagine watching women golf.  Except for Snooker, I love me some Snooker.  Anyway, if she wants to appear less sexy she should just do what every other women does: list her prudish bedroom rules within 5 minutes of a first meeting, or become pregnant (i.e. gain 20 lbs. - whichever), or ask for a commitment. -KD