LET’S RAM IT
11.28.07As far as football music videos go, the Glasgow Diamonds remain the standard for low-budget terribleness. As far as gay football music videos go, it's pretty hard to compete with the '85 Seahawks. But we need to make room in the anal canals of history with this monster from the '86 L.A. Rams called, fittingly, "Let's Ram It."
Go ahead, try to count all the blindingly obvious sexual innuendo. Swear to God, porn dialog isn't this filthy… or sexy! RAWR! Call me, Eric Dickerson! Uh, I mean ladies!
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Big Daady Hill > Big Daddy Drew
Of coarse I meant "Daddy". I praise the Lord Purple Jesus that I was only 4 when this was made, so I wouldn't be tarnished by all the….the…. flamboiyantness. (yeah, that's the word)
Someone please tell me where Eric Dickerson's turtleneck sweater was during this filming???
That was gay even by L.A. standards, however the cheerleaders were hot.
Good to see the mandatory "guy pretending to play the sax" solo.
'Let's Ram it' - The real reason Jim Everett left Houston for LA. John Robinson, however, was not amused.
"I don't stop cumming until I put him on his back."
Oh, #77, be still my beating heart!
"I dont want Dick running over me."
Quit lying under the elephants, dumbass.
The Rickey Henderson (#47) cameo felt a little forced.
“Call me Eric Dickerson!”
Ill call you whatever you want Matt, just keep bringin’ the sexy!
Obligatory Rex Grossman comment!
Let's give credit where it's due: this is one team that really enjoyed dancing.
I just showed the Diamonds one to a friend that lived in Glasgow for awhile.
Her only response was, "There's a lot of heroin in Glasgow."
Where was Cleveland Gary?
That's a lot of cocaine.
Jesus, was that the 12" Megamix? What was it called again?
Henry Ellard: better receiver or rapper? Discuss amongst yourselves.
Always worth hearing a blast of The Diamonds again. We are from Glasgow.
Will this be the theme song of the new Guyluvball / Namath movie?
Baby Face ain't lying. He looks like he's eye-ramming the teleprompter or cue cards.
Only thing that was missing was spirit fingers!
Big Bad Jackie, your friendly neighbourhood
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