There's a strong push in Vancouver to create legal brothels by 2010 when the Winter Olympics and horny Japanese businessmen come to town. Great news! …or is it?
A group of Vancouver prostitutes wants to open a "co-op" brothel in time for the Winter Olympics, saying it would help sex-trade workers by providing a safer working environment when the world comes to visit in 2010.
Susan Davis, a working prostitute, said she envisions the creation of as many as five cooperative brothels… The group has support from some politicians, including Vancouver East MP Libby Davies and Vancouver Mayor Sam Sullivan, who believe a brothel owned and run by sex-trade workers would help reduce violence against them.
Whoa whoa whoa. Reduce… violence… against hookers? Susan Davis, your first mistake was revealing your real identity in the media. My nemesis has a name.
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sex-trade?
Am I supposed to give her something? Other than a swift shovel to the back of the head?
289: Little, yellow, different. Nice touch.
Great work on the condomedals.
And take it easy on Susan Davis; she was talking in code. When she says "reduce violence", she means "feel free to mutilate us and defecate on our corpses". At least that's what the gnomes always tell me.
who wears condoms with hookers?
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BY Valtrex…sorry.
Hooker violence? Like sin city hookers taking over town, or like when im choking a hooker to ensure things go off properly before stuffing her through a meat grinder and canning her up for the long cold vancouver winter?
Appropo that the Asian uses the smaller condom.
Ms. Davis is thinking small; I say make prostitution an Olympic event! Points would be awarded for technique, stamina, flexibility and ability to dig one's self out of a shallow grave.
The last hooker I was gets the blame for her own demise. She really should have picked a better safe word than "stab me sixty times."
was with. sorry.
Violence? If hookers would quit squiming around so goddamn much and let me do what I want need to do… It wouldn't be so violent.
@Hugh
I think that prostitiution as a Special Olympics event would be even more fun.
I love retard sex.
Susan Davis, a working prostitute, said she envisions the creation of as many as five cooperative brothels
All you need Susan Fucking Davis is 5 blocks to work….You give the good name of hookers a bad rap! All you need is an dimly lit alley and a fucking dumpster…You are getting fucking spoiled! Where is my ticket?!
Disgusting. Leave it to the Canadians to remove all of the class from the Olympics. What used to be an unparallelled spectacle of majesty & pageantry is going to devolve into a beer bash in a brothel. Just disgusting.
Is Carpenter's condomedal supposed to make him appear bigger?
Ann B. Davis, a working prostitute, said she envisions the creation of as many as five cooperative brothels.
Much better and much more erotic.
+1 to BlessTheDanceTeam for retard sex.
Retard sex is like watching Eli Manning try to run – always funny yet somehow troubling.
In other news, Bode Miller has just confirmed his appearance at the 2010 Winter Games
Fucking canucks, anyone else guess that merk and swany would be at the top of the list to make a stupid perverted comment.
Hint: it is easy to be funny without appearing stupid and perverted
All asians have very tiny medal.
It a good thing its for the winter Olympics… if it were summer, the massive onpuring of african runners, south american baseball players, and the like would turn that place into a slow boil of AIDS, pregnancy, and flustered, scared murders. At least the asians and northern europeans kill their whores with dignity.
@Merk… yeah, great comment.
Susan Davis, a working prostitute, said she envisions the creation of as many as five cooperative brothels
Let's absolutely allow people who get paid for sex to take over urban planning duties for large cities. I mean, if you can suck a cock, you can plan a metro-plex, right?
so wait, Vancouver is going to be offering legal prostitution and decriminalized weed (not to mention they are flying the homeless people out)? maybe it is time to move North…
This site was made for perversion and crassness!
I have a feeling that someone, not gonna mention any names, is totally missing the entire point of this blog. In 3, 2, 1……
You guys take the perversion and crassness too far. Every single post, the same old crap. Make a funny joke once in a while.
I doubt matt enjoys going into every post and seeing the same perverted joke over and over. Switch it up a little bit and have some fun with it, rather than the same perverted, pedifialic, or small penis joke.
Yes these jokes are funny, but within moderation; you morons take every joke to the max and ruin its creativeness.
I mean seriously matt could post something about the world series and somehow a small dick reference to a pedifial hooker will come in.
Lets face it, you arent as funny as matt, you never will be, so stop trying to take his funny post and try to impress him with a post that isnt even as close to as funny as his.
Now i will freeze all of you and rip out your spines. FATALITY!!
Speaking of hookers with small penises. THis one time, oh wait. What? You lost me somewhere between hookers and jokes.
what is pedifialic? Pe-dif-e-al-ic…must be a canadian term?
what is pedifialic? Pe-dif-e-al-ic…must be a canadian term?
nope… i'm not sure either. New Jersey maybe?
The Orientals prefer the term sub-compact rather than small.
@sub-zero, thank you for creating a username to tell us that, because you dont have the balls to say that under your normal handle (unless you are matt, kevin, or for some reason 289 releasing steam)
But this is all masturbation, you get a few laughs by writing shit and pick up what is funny, kind of like myspace, no one really cares what anyone else here thinks.
If no one can post anything as funny as matt, not allowed to use retrospective humor, or be lewd or crass, whats the point of having a message board?!
dropping the disco ball… FRIENDSHIP?!
i care what you think wsw. i'm hurt.
My other name sucked and was boring, so i created this.
WSW which is a gay name to begin with, all i have to say to you is youre probably a canadian asian…..ya that sucks
merk is just a loser with crappy posts
joe buck is awesome and actually creative
mutumbo is awesome and creative
swany is just uncreative and predictable
enrico likes cock
doogies pretty creative too
hatchy is boring
So all the shitty posters shall die by ice…FATALITY!!
And I suppose that you like your underage hookers with LARGE penises?
Sub-zero for Sub-Zero.
the writing style is similar to a previous commenter on here, can't place it though. hmm.. oh well… moving on
penis hooker colostomy bag sex. mmm, oh yea, pedaphilic! hilarious!
I'm awesome and creative!!!
And I use a small dildo to kill hookers.
Well, that's certainly the first time anyone has ever said Joe Buck is awesome and creative. You're an original sub-zero. A douchebag. But original.
what about my mastectomy jokes? funny, right?
ps–pedophile p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e
Reduced-Violence Hookers, hmm? I mean, eh? Just when my plans to cross-promote the Coat Hanger 500 with NASCAR were looking promising. You had it all, Vancouver…..you had it all, and you blew it.