11.01.07 LEBRON TOOK A GIGANTIC CRAP
LeBron James sucked balls. Big-time. LBJ2 (#1 is this guy) was held scoreless in the first half — the first time in his career he's been shut out for 24 minutes — and had just 10 points on 2-of-11 shooting as the Cavs fell 92-74. But hey, they've still got Larry Hughes, right?
The Mavs, who actually have more than one good player on their team, went 9-for-18 from Threepointland — there's universal health care there, it's amazing — to make up for the absence of Josh Howard, who's serving a two-game suspension for his preseason tussle with notorious tough man Brad Miller. Jason Terry led all scorers with 24, with six of his seven field goals coming from behind the arc, while coach Avery Johnson got his first night of sleep without nightmares of Don Nelson's jowls.
Elsewhere in the Association: Agent Zero, regulation hero. And overtime loser. Wah-wahhh… Manu Ginobili still a cockthirsty flopgoblin… Melo scored 32 points and put the clamp-down on Kevin Durant, while AI added 25 and 14 assists in an easy Denver victory… Rashard Lewis, getting done what he got paid to do: 26 points, zero assists, and a Magic win… Nets win in OT over Bulls; Vince Carter gay?
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LEBRON TOOK A GIGANTIC CRAP
LeBron can totally average 45 a game and carry the Cavs to the playoffs, right? Yeah, I thought so.
Why is Ben Wallace ever on the floor when the Bulls need a basket? Last possession in regulation and late in OT he's out there. You're basically playing 4 on 5 on the offensive end when he's in. What a horrid contract that is.
Lakers…..ya want him?
"Threepointland" is a registered trademark of the Chicago Bears offense, thank you very much.
-Lovie Smith
Vince Carter gay?
A question that should be asked at the end of every NBA post.
"LEBRON TOOK A GIGANTIC CRAP",
were there 2 girls and 1 cup involved ?
UpstateUnderdog - Najeh Davenport would like to explain to you the finer points
Awww Shucks. The Raptors won too Matt. Sure we might've given up a 22 point lead in the 4th to one of the most stagnant offences in the league, but we still pulled out the W.
You know how i know Vince Carter's gay?
I googled it and several random blogs said it's possible. Good enough for me
Manu Ginobili also fucks corpses with Bronson Pinchot.
I would hate Ginobili a lot more if he wasn't one my fantasy hoops team.
Since "LeBron" is one word, why is it abbreviated as "LB"? Shouldn't he be just "LJ"? Or, rather "LJ#2", since Larry Johnson already is "LJ". Stupid NBA.
The only solace for the Cavs is that there is no way Lebron sucks that much again any time soon. Then again, I wouldn't have thought he could suck that much in the first place.
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