KIMBO SLICE IS SCARY
11.13.07Some people think I'm not qualified to be an MMA fighter, but that's not true at all. I can fall on the ground holding my head and beg for referee intervention way faster than this guy.
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Orange Slice would own Kimbo Slice.
Kimbo Slice like a fucking hammer.
Chuck Norris's beard would kick Kimbo's beards ass!
Mind if we dance with yo dates?
I want to see Kimbo face up on Andrei Orlovski or Tim Sylvia or Randy Coutour although that last won is probably not likely. And when I say face up, I mean get his street fightin' ass kicked like the illiterate godzilla he is.
Bo Cantrell took a dive. That uppercut hit his armpit and the elbow hit his shoulder before his head. I mean, I would have done the same thing, but I'm a pussy.
Bo Cantrell just doesn't look like the same person that released the unforgetable "Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!)." Like, literally, he doesn't look at all the same.
Big deal. One crane kick from Danial-san, and Kimbo's out.
Kimbo's coach (Bas Rutten) would destroy Kimbo.
I guess Lt. Winslow is too busy hanging from Kimbo's nuts to comment.
Cantrell has become the frontrunner for the lead in Chicken Run 2.
Did the guy ever take a step forward? I mean besides when he stepped into the ring?
That's the Ru Paul effect UES.
I still prefer the videos of him beating the piss out of other work release enrollees in thier back yard, you know where the little white kid drove him around in the hummer? And what's the deal with cinnamon candy? cinnamon sticks arent hot… why is the candy, what's up with THAT!?
With a name like Kimbo Slice, it has to be good.
I pity that fool.
I think Kimbo needs to clean Cantrell's nut out of his beard. Right, Kevin. We see how a brutha eat.
"What's the hardest part about being you?"
"Beard."
This seems an aweful lot like Mike Tyson when everyone was afraid of him. I have a hard time believing anyone in the UFC would fear him, outside of Tim Silvia. This just makes Elite XC look like a joke, which it is.
Please, Dana White, sign Kimbo so he can kick the shit out of Silvia.
Kimbo got beat up by Sean Gannon; a Boston Police Officer. Gannon then got destroyed in the UFC. That should tell you Kimbo's level of skill. What I am saying is I would totally beat his ass.
If I were training to fight Kimbo, I'd make daily spinach comsumption a part of the regimen. Cartoons have taught me that's the only way to fight someone with a terrifying black beard.
Lets not forget that intimidating rat tail hangin' off the backside. That's for his lack of cunning.
You go on and tell him that Swany, I'll be hiding behind you while waving a white handkerchief.
So I see these ultimate fighting types haven't learned the make-it-look-good aspect of taking a dive.
Kimbo didn't really get "beat up" by Gannon. He definitely lost, but it was because he was thoroughly out of shape. He was gassed and couldn't finish. (And that's what she sa…..ah fuck it.)
Eh; if his boys wouldn't have jumped in, Gannon would have finished him with that guillotine. It's hard to win a fight when the Wu Tang Clan is jumping in to help your opponent every 2 minutes.
merk, wtf you are useless.
Kimbo defintly lost that fight to gannon. the milfhunter was there banging merks mom in the backround
When Kimbo saw that opening retard-twirl-punch he knew he couldn't lose.
Another fantastic bit from Merk-Merk. I don't know who this milfhunter is, but I hope he packed a lunch. The fellas tell me Merk's mom demands a full nine innings from her starter.
Did Kimbo listen to his Bo Revere tape while training for Bo Cantrell???
IRON MIKE
Gannon did get his ass whipped pretty bad by Brandon Lee Hinkle, but the Gannon-Kimbo fight was a long ass time ago. Before Kimbo did any MMA training, I believe.
What a brilliant idea! Take a guy, who fights on the streets, against untalented opponents, and put him in a ring, against untalented opponents! BRILLIANT! Isn't the guy he's fighting like 10-11 now?
"It aint cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving."
So he goes from fighting homeless people to Ray Mercer to Blu Cantrell.
Next up, Marty McSorley and William 'Refrigerator' Perry.
If he does well, then he can maybe fight Butterball.
If Kimbo had a fight against Sean Sherk or BJ Penn (both of whom fight at 155 pounds), I would have no problem betting my house against Kimbo. He has absolutely no future in the sport, outside of Butterbean-like sideshow appeal.