
As noted by the 18 people who emailed me about it (as well as the outstanding FilmDrunk) manly hunk Jake Gyllenhaal will play Joe Namath in a forthcoming biopic about the legendary Jets quarterback.
Namath OK'd the movie after… the belief that the athletic Gyllenhaal was the right actor to play him. While other quarterbacks racked up bigger lifetime stats, Namath became the first football player to achieve rock-star status. The pic will tell the story of how the golden-armed kid from Beaver Falls, Pa., became Broadway Joe, the New York Jets quarterback who became a '60s cultural figure.
Hot Clicks is already trying to cast the role of Suzy Kolber, while a Kissing Suzy Kolber commenter long ago established that Maggie Gyllenhaal is the obvious choice.
As for Jake, he signed on right after they promised he could keep the pantyhose and rabbit fur coat from wardrobe. And lots of practice under center. And no stunt double for the dogpile scenes. Oh man this is too easy.


Gyllenball was disappointed to learn that the "Broadway Joe" nickname had nothing to do with attending musicals. He was ready for his big scene in La Cage Aux Fumble.
Hmm…you're right…this is too easy.
So first this guy plays a Marine and now a HOF QB ? Hollywood has an awesome sense of humor.
Jake is also rumored to play the role of Newt Newton in the remake of Chattanooga Choo-choo.
I heard Gyllenhaal repeatedly flubbed the line in the Suzy Kolber scene. When the actress playing Kolber asked about Chad Pennington, Jake kept breaking character by saying "I'd suck him dry, three ways from Sunday".
bet he signed on for the quarterback sneaks…or…the…uh…play action…um…
fuck you matt. this is harder than it looks.
Fabulous!
The soundtrack will be Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
Joe Namath was a gay cowboy? Liberal elitist lies! Jesus would smite a gay cowboy. Besides, he was a Jet. hehe Homosexlicals burn in hell.
The Outstanding FilmDrunk – I just blushed! On my dick!
Another coincidence: both provided favors for The Brady Bunch's Robert Reed.
Jake Gyllenhall is gay! BURN!
Heath ledger should be Suzy
Was only Gyllenhaal's head photoshopped on the banner pic, because that outfit is just fabulous? I'd top it off with a fez or maybe a sombrero if i was feeling really swarthy.
can't wait to see the behind the scenes brady bunch shot where namath and robert reed (played by TR Knight) hookup for a memorable QB to TE play.
Yes to that ass, by the way. (Hers.)
Will Seth Rogen be playing Namath's chest hair?
John Travolta as Suzy Kolber. Now Hairspray makes a little more sense.*
*This comment was brought to you by a stand-in Ball of Confusion. Had the real Ball of Confusion been commenting, there would be no reference or even awareness of Hairspray. The comment also might have been funny.
You commenters are funny. But I'll tell you what isn't funny. Vapor lock.
@Tim
I thought I was the only one who noticed that ass….it really is something special.
Maybe Nathan Lane can play The Bear, That won't piss anybody in Alabama off!