It's videos the rest of the day, kiddies. I've got a backlog of 'em, and I wanna get done early to go enjoy some sunshine. This one here is via Deuce of Davenport, and it makes me happy that I didn't become a gymnast. Mostly because I like being straight, but not having my legs snapped like kindling is pretty nice too.
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Oh…god. I think I'm gonna puke.
I wonder if my wife will try that position.
God don't they have HDTV over there in Euroland yet? Also interesting. Did they really replay the girls yelling out in agony and do a quick repeater cause it sounded vaguely like a sex act?
That made my leg twitch, and my nuts crawl up in my stomach…Fuck me….
I didn't kneed to see that.
Gymnastics> dangerous than qualifying for this:
[www.foxnews.com]
Really? Everyone thinks that's so bad?
You guys are burying hookers in the basement and a tib/fib snap makes you squeamish? Shit man, I'm gonna have to come over with the skil saw and the Drano and give some lessons.
Now where's your wife?
I'm not a big fan of broken limbs so i'll pass. That NFL game played at Wembley has made a right mess of our pitch, not that that excuses the pisspoor performance i'm witnessing right now. I'll keep you posted with the score if you want, haha.
@Angel Eyes–You silly English types don't even know
that you pitch in baseball, not football. Not being a fan of broken limbs is further proof that soccer is for poofters.
I believe that is a .5 point deduction.
Yea……… Are you watching Portugal?
Note to Secondbasementdweller: Pitch also used as an ignition source in the middle ages. an oily mixture typically reduced from petro products. ALso has tone and musical connotations.
Futbol is cool. Although I must admit I dunno what the fuck that Tosser is saying.
That reminds me of the chicken wings I ate for lunch yesterday…. for some strange reason.
@swany
I only like Futbol if it's reported out of the mouth of that lovely Adriana Monsalve.
SFX: Joe Theisman Laughing.
That was Miami Dolphins bad.
A 2 for style, 6 for pain. meh
I love how the second guy just casually strolls up there:
"There there now my little babushka….Did we hurt ourselves?"