FATHER OF THE YEAR, SEC EDITION
11.09.07
Alternate headline: "YOU CAN'T SPELL 'UNFIT' WITHOUT UT"
"Okay, time to rob the bank… gun, check… mask, ah crap. I'll go without it… Two-year-old child, check."
Police have arrested a suspect they say robbed a Suntrust Bank Wednesday afternoon while holding a toddler in his arms. [...] [Daniel] Young allegedly robbed the bank in the Kroger's Store at 4440 Western Avenue Wednesday afternoon with the young boy on his hip.
I don't see the problem. I thought Wednesday was "Take your child to work" day?
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The kid is obviously the brains of the operation behind that.
SEC – come for the football, avoid the people
Also stolen? The toddler.
How did this not this not happen in Ohio?
Fuck you, Uff! This time, you've crossed the line. We may have our flaws but at the end of the day, we are still better at the game of life than the South. Abolitionists, bitch.
The only thing wrong with this is that a two year-old makes an awfully small human shield.
Taking the kid in and not leaving him in the car avoids the charges of child endagerment. Brilliant!
Hey, I'm just surprised this dumbass put on his hoodie the right way.
It's like a Neil Young song war. Ohio vs. Southern man.
Someone please find a mugshot of this genius
How do you make a two year old cry twice?
on an observation note, you know you are in the south when there is a bank in the local NAPA.
take away his nipple and kick him in the balls
He thought it would be OK to have the kid with him since is was Suntrust.
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"You know how to put these things on?"
"Well, around the butt and up over the groin area."
"Well, no, they got them tape-ettes already on there. It's self-contained and fairly explanatory."
You know how to put these things on?
Well, around the butt and up over the groin area.
I know WHERE they go, old timer. I just want to know if I need pins or fasteners.
Well, no, they got them tape-ettes already on there. It's self-contained and fairly explanatory.
Fixed
That is sooo hip that you blaze blunts.
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got."
I dont want to live in a world where you cant use your kid as a shield while pulling off a low rent robbery.
Raising Arizona:
-"You got any of them baloons that blow up into funny shapes and all?"
-"No. Unless round is funny."
Also- if this had happened in Ohio they would have robbed a Dairy Queen in the summer and left the child in the car- unventilated- get your cultural stereo types right please.
Was he a marine?
Crib death probably would have been a better alternative for that kid than having this guy as his dad.
Damn it WAS!!! I was just typing "what's 18 inches long, black, and makes women scream at night….."
Only in the south…This dude was apprehended at his home, the trailer park, asleep, next to his bottle of Mad Dog, and pack of Winstons, with the tv turned on to Jerry Springer.
1. This story did not surprise me at all
2. I was shocked that it had not happened in Ohio or Florida yet.
3. Do you think the was starting his college fund already?
4. Or just wanted 3 chicks at the same time like the Vols center
they would just be all potheads in boston
@Merk-Merk: The proper answer is, "Fuck him in the ass and wipe your dick off on his teddy bear."
UT orange is the same color as those jump suits. Good way to get used to the color.
Stupid Tenesseeans. In Kentucky we always leave the kid in the car to make sure the motor's running.
@ secondbasementdweller: i dunno , ionly see one way to make a 2 year old cry in there
what is the deal with this bartsoolsports boston crap, i went to thier site and they have a similar comments section. check this out:
"with leather rules, Joe Buck,
This site that you claim to be so great withleather. NEWSFLASH, it's extremely weak, There is no originality at all, the site is nothing but another shitty media outlet with degenerates like you supporting it.
The People behind Barstool, they bring various amounts of creativity to the table. With a monthly newspaper with slamming hometown hotties, They throw some of the greatest parties, all while still having time to design some great apparel. STRAIGHT CASH HOMMIE.
What does withleather bring to the table besides assholes like you."
— chrispyc10, Nov 09 2007, 1:04 pm
and
chrispyc10! Holy shit! This is what I'm asking for! Quality posts! Damn you just blew those 'tards out of the water. Plus I couldn't agree with you more on everything you said. The whole time I though http://www.withleather.com was nothing more then an S&M bondage site.
— Sully9, Nov 09 2007, 1:43 pm
I hear Fulmer is now recruiting both the father and son!
And don't bring down the rest of Tennessee here; this is some straight outta Appalachia shit…
RE: Barstool
I know this will come as a tremendous shock to you all, but sometimes Boston fans are defensive and immature. Just ignore them and they will turn on themselves/New Yorkers.
Merk-Merk,
They're fucking idiots; that's why…
Also, anyone who thinks WL is an S&M bondage site has obvisouly never had a safety word.
atleats joe buck is sticking up for WL, pretty impressive and whoever with leather rules is + 1 also
Listen, I'm no Stuart Scott, but I am street smart.
Why bother comparing the sites when they are different?
Joe Buck, if you were Stuart Scott, I would want to pee in your butt. Wait, I was thinking of Halley Berry. They all look….
you are all f'ing morons.
anyone can see that the alleged "toddler" is being used as a human shield in case shit jumped off.
why else would a fag with a tennessee shirt be holding a baby dressed in alabama crimson tide gear.