EVERYONE’S FIRED
11.27.07
I asked 289 to put together a photo compilation to help us with all the firings and hirings in the world of college football, and he kindly put together the above image. As you can see, Houston Nutt's (top left) insane rambling about Darren McFadden couldn't save his job, and Nebraska's Bill Callahan (bottom left) also got the ax. Also, Mike Sherman (sleeping) has been hired to take over the vacancy at Texas A&M, while Les Miles is widely rumored to be in line for Lloyd Carr's vacated spot at Michigan.
Also in that image, the… um, Duke guy, and… whatshisface from Georgia Tech were fired? Sure, whatever. In addition, the depraved intensity that is Ed Orgeron has been banished from the state of Mississippi, while Notre Dame's Charlie Weis has also been dismissed.
What? No one's fired Weis? Ten-year extension? Man I don't understand college football at all.
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Remember last year when Nutt benched Johnson for Dick? (His favorite author? Balzac.)
Man I don't understand college football at all.
Know what else I don't understand? The thermos! How does it know what to keep hot and what to keep cold?
The guy on the right with his boyfriend is umm, that coach from Washington State? Wyoming Tech? Warsaw? I don't know, it began with a W. Point is, college football blows.
Is Chan Gailey a giant?
You can't fire Charlie Weis – he's an American institution. Seriously, the student union at Notre Dame holds fund raisers inside him.
I think Weis saved himself when admitted that he was a horibble coach this year. That said, makes more sense to keep him at this point? Whatever, I'll just continue to hug Brian Kelly's nuts tightly and kick Jim Tressel's.
What is that on Mike Shermans leg?? Really, what the fuck is that? And that guy pointing with that shit eating grin on his face…Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley…Loved that show. Good job 289!
How does the entire staff at Syracuse keep their jobs ?
I couldn't help but notice that all of the unemployed are old white guys. What are the odds that any of these programs will hire Division I's seventh black coach?
No joke, the rumer going around ND (from professors and boosters) is that charlie has aspergers syndrome. Which would explain allot, like the fact that he has no people skills whatsoever.
Ogeron from Ole Miss is the craziest of the bunch, a little disappointed there is no picture of him , and Nutt has been hired by Ole Miss.
What is Duke Football?
I wish sleepy was coaching the Bills right about now.
Without firings and arrests there'd be no excitement in college football since there isn't a salary cap for players.
My research consisted of looking at the headlines on ESPN. So if they weren't fired yesterday odds are they weren't going to make it. Reading about college football makes me want to punch myself in the nuts.
Someone mention something about a playoff for the national title instead of the shitty, horrible clusterfuck that is the BCS ranking system and the bowl games they produce. Lets really get this fire started.
289
Please read more about CFB, and put your reaction on youtube.
Thanks
call it 2coaches1bowl.com
Coaches polls make up 60% of the BCS rankings.
There. Happy WSW? That was for you. Proceed.
No wait. Is that Spurrier? In the Dukie Visor? No? It might as well be. His Cocks suck cock.
And um, yea, wtf. Mike Sherman either has the whitest penis this side of Mercury, or is not discreet about his pot smoking habbits in which case he would make a perfect College Football Coach since they are all smoking pot.
And oh yea, that little flash of fireworks behind Chan Galey's head….. yea, Brightest idea he's had in ages.
Thanks, I'm done.
That Houston Nutt is a trip. Silly Razorback hat? Check. Wild-eyed double point? Check. Gray sweatpants? Check.
Weis's job security was sealed up in the same genius deal that forces NBC to broadcast Notre Dame games every week for the three people who still care.
I couldn't help but notice that all of the unemployed are old white guys. What are the odds that any of these programs will hire Division I's seventh black coach?Ole Miss tried to hire Turner Gill, but he turned them down when the offer read "Lawn Jockey" instead of "Head Coach".
Look out, Ole Miss coeds. Ol' Nuttsauce is BRINGIN' THE WOOD to Oxford!!!
When it rains it pours.
/Lou Holtz's lisp
Some people around the Duke community are hoping the AD will look at the plethora of black assistant coaches (figuring that this is an untapped resource for Head Coaching positions). Too bad Joe Alleva (the AD) stated he wants a proven winning D1 head coach. Ummm…Joe…….is that a marijuana cigarette you're smoking? Who the hell wants to take that job, especially when you've dismissed the last two guys before their 5 year deals were even complete. It's going to take a little more time than giving a guy 4 years. Holy shit, did you really read this whole post about Duke Football?