This video has been around for a while — for all I know, TrueHoop linked to it six months ago — but it's new to me, and I love it. Dikembe Mutombo was one of the most feared defensive players in the NBA for years, and he's also remarkably outspoken for someone whose English is largely unintelligible. But we shouldn't be surprised by his athletic prowess or his willingness to say whatever's on his mind. It's not like NBA players or the media can be all that intimidating if you grow up in Africa. If you can survive a childhood full of lion attacks, drought, militias, and dinosaurs with AIDS, the NBA's gotta be a cakewalk.
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Where's my guy? WWSM? Hello?
His voice sounds like Conan O'Brien's Arnold impression. If my voice was that deep, my hooker fees would be cut in half.
Also, I could watch Dikembe play golf 24/7. It should be its own channel.
Dikembe Mutumbo is the funniest man alive.
Who wouldn't sex Mutombo?
Swany strokes it to his Mutombo fathead. Boo-yah!
i am a good cowboy because i have a hat on.
yes. yes you are dikembe.
There aren't dinosaurs with AIDS in Africa, silly goose! AIDS went extinct about 100 million years ago, with that gay flight attendant from Canada.
You're so stupid Ufford. I was told by Carl Everett, a most unimpeachable source, that dinosaurs never existed and AIDS is a gay plague. I'm also pretty sure enough guns are in the possession of NBA players that they would qualify as a militia.
swany wants to sex mutumbo
…and lets not forget the flying sharks with lazer mounts they have down there in south africa, eh?
dinosaurs with AIDS
Kevin Willis caught the bug? And moved to Africa?
Oh, and yes, Dikembe is a sexy devil.
I have sexed mutombo idiot.
Now… who's ready for Magette?
OVER THE LINE!!!
Mark It Zero.
The funniest thing I've seen this week. I am really stoned right now though.
joe buck can slam a revolving door
Merk-Merk is a Soccer fan!
Hahaha, you made two names to team up on people and compliment yourself… that's pretty good, kinda sad, but pretty good.
oooooh, them's fightin words doogie… might as well say he is from New Jersey, you know, or that you banged his mom.
But seriously, how funny is Mutombo, this reminds me of the dancing George Muresan sportscenter promo for some reason.
No Weaksidewing, as I've said here before, Merk-Merk is just a Buckfan. As I've also said here before, Rugby is for large, muscular, gay men. Boo-yah!
I wish I had Muresan cologne; "smells like cabbage"
He is truely the greatest athlete of our time. his golf prowess is slightly greater than Barkley's
Is it just me or is the mere presense of pervading douchebaggery provided to us all free of charge by "Joe Buck" and "Merk"merk worse than the attack from Lazy Town? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but alls I'm seein' is you two homos bash everything everyone else says for it not being up to your 'funny' standards. I mean Booya once, booya twice, I won't be booya'd again.
Take a seat Swany, and Cool it. We only bash you and Merk. Oh yeah, and the gay rugby player.
I actually wasn't talking to you son. Hard to believe, I know.
Swany; you are not wrong.
I think I just got in on being bashed, but I am glad you speak for the both of you, and then call other people gay, thats cute… it's also called psychological projection. Enjoy your stay here while it lasts, you cum dumpster.
The only thing I'll be projecting is my foot up your ass if you don't can the shenanigans.
"It was named after pasta."
Classic.
"while it lasts"
Hasn't this been long enough? Lazytown made it for like 20 minutes!
Sit tight Swany. The Joe Buck Machine is just kicking into full gear. I partner up with Troy Aikman on Sundays to broadcast the FOXSPORTS #1 NFL Game. I am THE premier baseball play by play man, bar none. I also have a fantastic late night sketch comedy/interview show coming soon. So Swany, I worry alot more about overexposure than I do about amateurs like you. Oh yeah, Boo-yah!
Yeah, 20 minutes was definately more than enough of this.
@WSW
I'm waiting to release; "…….. and the peasants rejoiced."
I don't know about Buck and MerkMerk, but LAZYTOWN's invasion was hilarious. They will never be topped.
This does suck though, there aren't nearly as many hilarious comments now. Let's all get back down to business and keep the focus on Jon Benet, different techniques for killing hookers, soccer sucking, Boston is for douchebags, and the queerness of Ohio State. I think that's fair.
Why don't you clowns put a lid on it.
Seriously, children. If you cant be nice to each other I'm gonna clean house. And that goes for EVERYONE who's spending more time commenting about other comments instead of the post itself. You're diluting the funniness of this website, and it's starting to piss me off.
Yeah, Swany. You heard Matt. Shut your mouth like a good little boy. This is Joe Buck, of FOXSPORTS, signing off………………..Boo-yah!
@ Joe Buck
What, no slam-a-lamma-ding-dong and a funny ass hat and gong?
Fuckin' aye Matt!! Way to lay down the law. I wish you would pass along the message to B over at wwtdd. His comments sections are a goddamn mess of idiots fighting to be the first poster on each page and sex starved cubicle dwellers flirting with any avatar that resembles a female body part.
No, what's diluting the "funniness" of this website is the big chunks of text that precede the comments. Rumor has it they're written by a washed-up journalism major who has neither talent nor training in sports or comedy.
But he makes up new words real good.