Good news (maybe) for Boston fans: 40-year-old starting pitcher Curt Schilling has signed a one-year deal to remain a Red Sox. A Red Sock? A Red Stocking!
[Schilling and the Sox] have reached an agreement on a one-year deal worth about $8 million in base salary and millions more in potential incentives, ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney reports. The agreement is pending Schilling, 40, passing a physical exam.
The deal contains $3 million in performance bonuses based on innings pitched and $2 million based on weight clauses.
Weight clauses? Look out. Bartolo Colon got rich off those.
Anyway, I, for one, look forward to one more season from the reclusive Schilling. Asperger's can be paralyzing condition, and it's nice to see heroes like #38 tackle it head-on.
Note: Photo from this Halloween party gallery.
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wait..the photo is from a boston halloween party? and this boston chick's halloween costume was "slutty red sox fan"? so her costume was pretty much just "slut"?
and i was so blown away by that i didn't even realize the party was sponsored by bud light.
man living in boston must be WICKED awesome.
Actually I think her costume was just woman.
If you scroll down, that party got pretty good. Only one guy in black face though (Flava FLAV), so nobody got suspended.
Even Steinbrenner would hit that.
If he wasn't dead.
God bless Barstool Sports. First 'Mrs. Tebow', then the 'Salute to Cheerleading', and now this.
…and all without ever linking to WL while talking shit about it!
I believe the singular for of "Red Sox" is "douchebag." I'll use it in a sentence:
Curt Schilling passed up the chance to become an ex-douchebag, opting instead for a one-year deal that likely means he'll retire as a douchebag.
@HBH, Schilling will always be a douchebag no matter who he pitches for.
which came first, the curt schilling or the douchebag?
a question for the ages.
If you look at the shorts, she is clearly a Hooters girl who likes the Red Sox.
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They've linked here a few times. Just the other day el pres was talking about how he was up late, looking for shit to steal from With Leather. That almost counts.
Barstool Sports sound more like Bartool Sports.
Sorry, that's the best I got.
Haha! A Boston joke involving the word "Wicked"? Great job Brooklyn – way to go!
I'm glad Schilling re-signed. Staying with the Red Sox means I can still hate him. The only good thing he's ever done is "Major Tom".
I wasn't aware of the actual content of BS. The only three times I've seen it are the three I meantioned.
I feel like I have cheated on you, Matt. Please don't leave me!
@ me: *mentioned*, retard
This is exactly what is wrong with America. Curt Schilling gets 2 million dollars if he only orders 2 cheeseburgers at McD's instead of his usual 4. Fuck the Red Sox.
Little know fact, Boston, aka Entitletown, is also home to shitty DD coffee.
@Devang, I thought DD coffee was the only good thing to come out of Boston.
With Leather makes Barstool Sports look like a high school project.
Or like 12 Seahawks Street. Take your pick.
The #1 thing I gleaned from looking through these pictures was that girls in Boston have fat arms. Or at least the girls who go to Barstool Sports parties have fat arms. Let's assume it's the second, because I really want to visit Boston at some point.
And I don't want to only see fat-armed girls.
What, no mention of the blackface pictures? Matt, does my investigative journalism do NOTHING for you?
Yes
/single and desperate
hey, at least she's not wearing a fucking pink hat