We all remember Tom Porras, yeah? KD originally reported on the high school track coach's arrest, then we heard about how he lured a student into his house so he could fondle her and ejaculate on her. Like any enterprising pedophile, he told his victim his semen was massage oil. And now he continues his march to justice and freedom:
Amy Nguyen, attorney for Tom Porras, said she will ask Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Helene Abrams at a Dec. 6 hearing to throw out admissions Porras made to police…
Nguyen said in a recent court motion that during a 45-minute interrogation, police pressured Porras "to confess" that he had fondled the student, even though he had invoked his right to remain silent three times. She said her client told police he didn't want to make statements after police read him his Miranda rights to remain silent and have an attorney present. Despite that, Nguyen said in the motion that police continued to pressure him to talk.
So, he tried to invoke his right to remain silent until he got an attorney, then he confessed before his attorney showed up. Wow, I'm disappointed. I always figured that a guy who can lure a 17-year-old girl into his home, fondle her under the pretense of athletic massage, and ejaculate on her would be pretty smart.
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you hate to see someone in authority pressure someone to do something they don't want to do. Like confessing to being a child molester. Or, you know, using their back as a receptacle for a middle aged gym coach's massage oil.
And by the way – something tells me this guy is going to be getting a lot of massages where he's going. And by "where he's going", I mean "happy hour at the manhole."
So he's trying to get off?
Anyone else see a down-on-his-luck Micro Machine's Guy w/hair in that picture?
Coach done Superman that ho'!
Besides, I'd do the same thing if I thought I could get away with it. I mean, have you seen some of these high school girls? Damn. Huge racks, tight bodies, gullible…what's not to love?What a dirtbag this guy is! Damn him to hell!!!The "People with mustaches are not to be trusted" tag is a nice touch. Words to live by, my friends.
Let's get one thing straight. There is nothing wrong with deceiving a 17 year old girl into letting you bust a nut on her. I think we can all agree on that. But deception regarding the bust of nut itself is over the line.
You really need to keep these things simple. Just tell her you love her and that you've never met such a mature woman before in your life. Then of course, tell her that there is only one way to express a love this profound…..
Tom Porras has been catching bad breaks since he missed out on the lead role in the 1993 Smash hit Super Mario Brothers Movie.
Would anyone object to changing "mustaches" to "dick brooms" moving forward?
Thanks.
Cooch Sweepers.
Isn't Dick Brooms the Astros pitching coach?
Doesn't he have a bit part in Valkyrie?
Yeaaaa! They just indicted Bonds!
/End Threadjack
Touch Down Eddie Brown and Freddie Gayles. That is all.
Speaking of Bonds, he's kicking himself for not using this defense for "the cream". I didn't know it was steriods I thought it was
cummassage oil.Where is the love for Barry?
@Steve: Is that "one way" to rape her in the back of your van? If so, I think we are on the same page here.
He is a nice man! I have ever met him twice on talk show! It seems he is single now! His profile was found on millionaire dating site [WealthyRomance.com] last week! It is said he has a major crush on beautiful young women!
Aikman tried that stunt with me once. I knew it wasn't massage oil the second it hit my back. You have to get up pretty early to fool this son of a Buck.
He is a nice man! I have ever met him twice on talk show! It seems he is single now! His profile was found on millionaire dating site [WealthyRomance.com] last week! It is said he has a major crush on beautiful young women!
okay… i know i'm not supposed to commenting on other people's comments, but i'm not sure if this is spam or just someone actually making a joke. i'm actually kinda finding this funny. my other favorite is bigfan updating us on Dale Earnhardt's status on the old person racing post.