Here's another video from Old Rich People; this time it's a faux-documentary about the history of crazy athlete costumes that led to Clinton Portis's rise. It's got some pretty solid Photoshop work, plus a guy pretending to be Finch from American Pie! What a timely impersonation! My friends and I were all talking about how much we loved American Pie just the other day. We also discussed President Clinton's impeachment, and who looked like front-runners in the 2000 election. Then we got in the time machine and came came back to 2007. What a wild ride!
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Time travel is the shit.
Sounds like the Portals we have here in Outworld. Clinton Portis is gay too by the way
If someone could explain the whole Finch thing, well that would be great.
Burnsy, apparently youhavent seen american pie so youre officially gay for the day
Wow. This Old Rich People troupe is funny. And Tori Spelling is smokin hot.
If I could time travel I'd go back in time and make out with myself from highschool? Does that make me gay too? or just narcissistic? I'd also invest in microsoft, but after I totally did myself, of course.
'American Pie' is atrocious.
Finch, without the thing on his face. (By the way, he had that thing removed.)
"LET's FUCK" merkmerk,the buckaroo, and subszero UP that is.
ignore it and it goes away swany…. seriously.
"Finish Him!"
Sub-Zero pulls out a freeze ball, throws it at gay swany. Swany (with fag look on his face, while fingering his own ass) turns into a frozen statue.
Sub-Zero then rips out gay swanys spine. FATALITY!
That sports enthusiast doesn't look very grizzled to me. And none of them look old, although I guess they could be rich. Why aren't they out playing golf? Oh, right, yeah…
nothing has gone away merk, it has just begun….fag
@WSW
Well, I think it would depend on how hot high school you was. I mean, if you were some ectomorphic kid playing video games rather than going on dates, then it's inexcusably narcissistic and creepy. But if you were banging girls, women, moms, etc. left and right, then maybe you just want to know what all the fuss was about.
yea i know, it just fit too well.
They were funny in the same way that Bruno Kirby's character in Good Morning Vietnam was funny.
I dunno how he knew I fingered my own ass though.
@godflocks: good point… its a little of both, my man, a little of both
Jesus tap-dancing Christ… sub-zero was funnier when he was merk-merk, now he is just ripping of his Joe Buck handle. this is just sad. Call me gay sub-zero.
I dunno how he knew I fingered my own ass though.
i think it's common knowledge around here.
ripping off*
all three of you are the only boring posters on this site, suck a cock and die….FATALITY!
@WSW: Is "ripping off his Joe Buck handle" a euphemism for masturbating? If so, then I just ripped off my Joe Buck handle all over this dead hooker. And tits are good.
This is the last warning for ALL commenters, including the long-timers: you comment on the post to provide general amusement for all. Comments aimed at annoying other commenters or generally starting gay little flame wars will result in banning.
That is all.
"This one time in band camp…."
"Whats my name BITCH?"
I'm telling you right now, the Rams are going straight to the superbowl this year. Eddie George is really stepping up for the Titans too.
You gotta start that post with:
"this is your captain speaking"
and then finish strong with:
"that is all"
that is all. I will be imposing a self-timeout to reflect on the situation at hand,
seriously needing to jerk off in the employee bathroom stat.Thank God we're not being held accountable for being unintentionally unfunny, because that would end my brief stay at withleather.
There aren't enough videos that center on John Stockton. Or the zany outfits he used to wear.
Not mentioned in the video: Jeff Hornacek's penchant for dressing in his birthday suit for long East Coast stints.
First I was like, "There was a 'Finch' in 'American Beauty'? Was he the douche that video taped everything?" Then I was like, "That says 'American Pie', retard."
Anwyay, 'American Pie' wasn't so bad, but 'About a Boy' is a jillion times better.
NADER in '00
Why was there no mention of Ty Cobb dressing as an SS officer in 1937? Sure, it wasn't Halloween and he was retired, but that's a pretty crazy get-up.
I was hoping for a Stifler impersonation to follow the one of Finch.
"It was always burning, since the world's been turning…."
Matt, can we still pretend to be Mortal Kombat characters?
swing your time machine must've over shot 2000 by a decade…
still… billy joel… yeah…. umm… he's doin' good huh?
Sub-Zero Vs. Clinton Portis
Sub-Zero freezes Clinto then performs huge uppercut to send Clinton smashing to the ground. Clinton then performs a shoulder attack, but Sub-zero presses L1 and blocks this attack.
(Creepy Voice Says "Finish Him")
Sub-Zero turns into a polar bear and rips apart Clinton limb from limb
FATALITY!!!!
Matt, um, what's the rule if someone is begging to be mocked, presumably out of some twisted masochistic pathos?
Honestly, "ripping off my Joe Buck handle" is the only way in which I will refer to masturbation from now on.
@ the end of the clip
so then it's really clinton that i should thank for ending troy aikman's career? god that makes my day…
American Pie was Great,…… No wait,…. I'm sorry it…. wasn't good.
It was just Porky's with Sean William Scott, It was NO Good.