11.30.07 CHARLIE WEIS GOES COMMANDO
ESPN sideline reporter Jack Arute (try saying it "Jackaroo" — whee!) seems to be a little oblivious to terminology that entered the popular lexicon via Friends a decade ago. John Walters writes,
The most disturbing image [from Saturday's Notre Dame-Stanford game]? ESPN sideline reporter Jack Arute describing how Charlie Weis likes to deviate from his scripted plays at the 8-minute mark of the first quarter. Arute informed viewers that Weis' wife, Maura, describes her husband's ad-libbing as "going commando."
Thanks to 289 and his Photoshop skills, I won't be able to fall asleep for the next couple nights. So let me stress something here: CHARLIE WEIS DOES NOT ACTUALLY GO COMMANDO. He has cast iron underwear that are never removed from his body. They get cleaned when he walks through a car wash every day.
That's what I'm going to keep telling myself, anyway. Gah. Fucking 289. That much FUPA should never see the light of day.
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CHARLIE WEIS GOES COMMANDO
Matt, I demand that you make me unsee that image immediately.
The crooked belly-crease enhances everything.
I would have gone with black socks held up by sock-garters. Grey would work too.
I can't even imagine having a penis that useless.
Oh Geeez. So much for lunch.
There's a serious lack of posts under the "289 hates you" tag because well, I hate you all.
And Swany, if you want to spend time searching for bare male legs with different styles of hosiery go right ahead.
"Alright son, we're gonna need those two hams back."
"Huh? I don't have any hams."
"Lift up your shirt, son."
"I need an adult! I need an adult!"
"You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid! Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid – aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ole fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso."
Also — no 'Fat Fucks' tag?
@289You aren't a Knicks fan are you? If so I understand your bitterness but there is no need to take it out on us. If anything you should find Isiah's email address and send these photos to him. I think that would make everything feel better actually.
everyone…fuck
If this keeps up, I'm going to have to attach an eye wash station to my keyboard.
And just like that, 2girls1cup just became sexy
I thought that "commando" originated with Kramer? (Note: Anti Friends bias)
There's a serious lack of posts under the "289 hates you" tag because well, I hate you all.
the "GOOD GOD 289" tag also is along the same lines.
http://withleather.com/index.phtml?t=GOOD+GOD+289
WOW. I don't know if this is as bad as the time that chick sprayed Pepper Spray in my eyes when she was screaming something at me like "no" or something…
just googled FUPA, never knew that's what it was called.
I come for the sports, I stay for the learning. Thanks WL!
I wear briefs.
Fat Upper Pelvic Area?
It's like the Jennings sweater scene in "Animal House", only from the front. And with more gunt.
Charlie Weis is a nevernude. I will accept no arguments to the contrary.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my eyes are on fiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
god dammit. is he from cincinnati? that looks like a gold star gut.
You sir….owe me two retinas…..cash.
In the annals of sports history, this picture will forever be linked to the 2007 Notre Dame football season. It says it all. Job well done, 289.
Thanks for clearing up that FUPA thing. I thought Charlie Weis was just smuggling a giant bagel under his shirt.
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