BRAINS! BRAAAAAAINNNNSSS!!!
11.13.07
Kissing Suzy Kolber is having a bit of fun with this screen grab from Sunday night's Colts' implosion. This was around the time that Adam Vinatieri shanked the game away, but before Peyton Manning threw his game-ending sixth interception. Good times.
I particularly enjoy Jim Sorgi's expression here. He's got that "concentrating on something far away" look that normal people get when a raving derelict enters a subway car. If I don't look at him he won't hurt me. Then he leaves the car and you can be all, "Yeah, that guy was fucked up, but I was ready to do something if shit went down." Sorgi knows what I'm talking about. He's a hindsight badass.
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i didn't realize jim sorgi was 12 years old.
i mean i knew he was a shitty quarterback but i figured he had to be at least 18.
Sorgi has obviously been on many a BART train.
No mention of Sorgi's nose? And people say there are no jewish athletes…
Excellent title. Fits to a T.
Pioneer with the unfunny AND incorrect racial profiling. Nice work.
Give it one more push, Peyton! C'mon!
I usually go with the, "If I don't look at him, he won't ask me for money." when on the subway. Which, I'm pretty sure is how the Colts management reacts to Mr. Sorgi.
Best part about the entire picture is that 289 didn't have to touche a single thing up, it's all as real as the impending rape charges I am facing.
I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula
"Ever see that scene in Scanners when that dude's head blew up?"
Sorgi: Damn, just keep looking away….Don't make eye contact…whistle…whistle…..
Peyton:Boy, am I gonna make you squeal like a pig!!!! Train, on the kicker!!!!
To be honest, I'd probably have a fucking aneurysm too if my kicker shit the bed on a chip-shot field goal after I had spent the better part of 2 hours working my way out of screwing the pooch.
I remember his eyes glowing red during the game.
Was Sorgi in DEVO?
"I AM"
"IN A WORLD"
"OF SHIT"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Gregg Easterbrook that he was Tom Brady"
Sorgi plays alot
It looks Sorgi is having himself a Scrubs-style daydream.
It's called "sniff the fart" acting.
You look distinguished and as if you're above the fray, all while pretending to inhale something something as shitty as Peyton's passer rating for the game.
Sorgi also bears a striking resemblence to that dude from Blue's Clues…
What he's thinking:
"Everyone here who hasn't thrown six INTs tonight, tilt your head up and sneer!"