BILL WALKER REALLY HAD TO GO
11.30.07Last night, as Kansas State went into overtime against Oregon, Wildcat Bill Walker (lower left of the screen) stuffed a bunch of towels into his shorts, pissed himself, dropped the towels onto the floor, then headed back onto the court to continue play.
I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty much the most disappointing video of someone urinating in public that I can possibly imagine. And believe me, I'm an expert at urinating in public. I've got the court-mandated community service to prove it.
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Aikman & I use Depends.
So did this event inspire the announcers to try and draw a penis on the screen?
Sure, it's ok on a basketball court, but I do it at my in-laws during Thanksgiving dinner and I a fucking pariah all the sudden. (Yes, mine was a number two…)
What's the point of having cheerleaders around if he isn't going to use them.
Man, I have peed in and on all sorts of stuff in all kinds of settings, but National TV….outstanding!!!!
Obviously, I've been stuffing my shorts all these years for all the wrong reasons.
Can't stop once you start, it stings.
Are we sure he was taking a piss and not jacking it to the cheerleaders ?
Kim Kardashian wants to know if she can get her hands on those towels.
Pity the assistant equipment manager.
@WDYA: I understand completely. I pissed myself at my in-laws Thanksgiving dinner except I stuffed the family Lhasa Apso down my pants. Now I'M a "freak".
According to Wikipedia, Billy's last name "comes from the medieval profession of a ‘walker’, a person who trod on woollen cloth in a bath of Fuller's earth, and sometimes urine, in order to thicken the fibres and ready the cloth for use."
Give him a break people; he couldn't find any Fuller's Earth on the court and he was *not* going to dry off with a thin towel after the game.
Damn, ain't they got no locker rooms in Kansas?
Bill: Hey, coach. Can I go back to the locker room? I gotta pee.
Coach: Why don't you just go stuff some towels down your shorts and pee?
Bill: I gotta pee out of my ass.
Coach: Well I guess you could go .
Bill: Emergency!
Yeah, because the locker room is sooo far from the court. Jackass.
i was at the game. just a couple of points:
1. there was only 1.8 seconds left in the game. 2. k-state was out of time outs.3. bill walker does whatever he wants.4. after he threw the last towel behind the bench, bill was trying to high five everyone on the court. 5. it was absolutely outstanding.
@mike05 – we've got a bunch of those do whatever you want "stundent" athlete types down here in Austin. Personally, I'd like put a few of them out of their misery. By misery I mean getting paid for jobs they don't have, driving new cars and sportin' fronts. Hey wait a minute, if that's misery then sign me up. I really would like some fronts!
@Pauly – Actually, that’s a good way to increase your stamina and “3 point range*”. Look into it.
*If you’re still between her legs and you get it in her hair, you’re shootin’ from downtown.
Najeh Davenport is not impressed with Mr. Walker.
What do you expect from someone nicknamed Filthy McNasty?
What do you expect from someone nicknamed Dirty McNasty?