took a shot at Colts president Bill Polian for being a huge douchebag.
Brad from Harrisonburg, VA: An nfl.com article stated: "Because of the antics of Jaguars mascot Jaxson de Ville, a rule was instituted that all NFL mascots must stay behind the six-foot white border around the field at all times during games." What incident is this alluding to?
Vic: Jaxson spent a little too much time on the field for Colts President Bill Polian's tastes during the Monday night game on Oct. 22. Polian filed a complaint with the league.
So… yeah. Polian didn't enjoy Jaxson's capering, so he bitched to the higher-ups. He must be so proud of himself. I tried to picture a scenario where I could file a mascot-related complaint with a straight face, and the best I could come up with is if the San Diego Chicken raped my mother. But even then, it'd probably be a little funny. That chicken's just so zany!
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It's amazing that this is what ended up getting Jaxson de Ville in trouble. I remember being at a game a few years back when the Jags were playing the Steelers. He found a mannequin, dressed it up in a Cordell Stewart jersey (as Steward was still playing at the time), and lynched it over the goal post whenever the Steelers were in the red zone.
Best. Mascot. Ever.
On the one hand, Polian is clearly a cock sucker. On the other hand, if anyone here remembers that horrible night in March of '85 when the Phoenix Guerrilla, high on meth and drunk out of his mind, forced Alvin Adams to blow him in front of 14,000 people… well, you know how serious this subject is.
I remember the Philly Phanatic took a kids cabage patch kid and raped it on top of the Mets dug out in Shea…Man the look on the kids face…Priceless!!
Didn't the Atlanta Hawk steal Bill Polan's crotch rocket?
I totally agree with Mr. Polian; no any one person should be overexposed during a football game on TV. DirecTV. Watched on a Sony. Paid for with a MasterCard. And sipping Gatorade.
-P. Manning
As funny as these responses are, the Jaguar actually jumped on a live ball.
No, Fvck yes, Mascot, Walter Sobchak?
@Rastas- a mascot should always be a "yes" unless its this one:
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@Rastas – Or George Lucas during the filming of American Graffiti
Also, WWSM, we here in Phoenix will not take lightly your accusations of our mascot being terror inducing ambush war mongorer.
Steely McBeam aspires to be as cool as the Stanford tree, and hit half as hard.
He is a cuttie! I saw his profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week! Apparently he is single now!