BEAVERS GET PISSY AT DUCKS
11.20.07
With the Belotti Potty here, Oregon State — or, as I like to call it, the OSU — is obviously gearing up for the December 1st Civil War against the Dennis Dixon-less Ducks… by… urinating and defecating on them? I don't understand. Is that a bad thing? I always thought that was part of a healthy sex life.
I dunno, maybe this "Civil War" has something to do with freeing the sex slaves. And if that's the case, I need to figure out which school is the Confederacy. I can't lose my sex slaves. Each one counts as three-fifths of a person at a cut party.
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Am I the only one who read that headline as "Beavers get pussy at Ducks?" I was expecting much different pictures.
Are there two less intimidating mascots than a beaver and a duck?
-Brutus Buckeye
The Pegasi is much less ferocious.
-Bellerophon
On the other hand, if a duck defecates into a beaver, is it still called space docking?
As an Oregon alum I despise all forms of aquatic rodentia. From the beaver to the neutria, they are all vermin. That being said, nothing loosens the bowels faster than an orange port a potty.
"Let's put little trinkets inside the urinals so little kids will try to pick them up." Oregon's Health Inspector says, "Brilliant!"
@Hugh B/Brutus Buckeye
Wutcha doin later?
-Steely Mcbeam
I googled "cut party" with no filter, and still got nothing but some DJ video and a bunch of Fed. Reserve articles. Someone tell me what I am doing wrong.
Back to back peonage articles? It must be my birthday!
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it must be me, waddling to go take a monster shit.
This explains the foul stench coming from my nephew's toy box.
R Kelly is drooling at the mouth…….
Let's can the potty humor fellas.
When you live in Columbus, you just shit in plastic pools and hide football tickets in the mess.