11.29.07 ATHLETES SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS
How is it that athletes say awesome things when they're mic'd up, but are boring as shit when reporters speak to them? Short answer: reporters are boring douchebags. This SportsCenterTop Ten has everything from awesome Canadian accents to Dmitri Young sounding EXACTLY the way I imagined him: as a caricature of Dave Chappelle doing a caricature of Rick James.
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Racial tension? On the Mets? I'm stunned.
English?
/hilarious
"I'm gonna get sent down, I know it." Fantastic.
“I’m Rick James Bitch!!!!!!!
Moore.
"What's the matter, can't stay on your feet, eh? Eh? It's as if you're out there on ice the way you can't stay on your feet, eh. Eh. Canada."
I was waiting for Lima to whip out a shotgun and scream, "English Motherfucker!! Say hello to my lil friend!!"
Asking Roy Jones, Jr. if he has an excuse for the performance he is about to put on after making one the first time… then knocking him out (for the first time in his career) is just amazing. You've gotta think your balls are the size of grapefruits after backing that shit up.
I can't wait for the Quiddich mic'd up.
Good to see professional athletes saving a buck on a haircut. Is a "399" anything like an "upper-decker?"
Canada is America's hat.
Portuguese, Creole, Haitian, French, and Domincan? Guess they had a 'refugees special' over at RosettaStone.com
@ Yambushi… his tire got caught in the wrong tide the first couple of trys
@bp - I think he was saying "Free-99"
tries… fuck
yeah, i also heard FREE-99
How do you say, "Let me feel your wife's massive boobs" in Portuguese?
Deixar-me sentir boobs maciços da sua esposa
That was brought to you by the same translation service that gave us "All your base are belong to us" so it may not be strictly correct.
Gracias.
@bp volume up next time dumb ass
I'm pretty sure Jay Cutler lets Lynch pee on him in the showers, so why not on the field?
Dmitri Young sounding EXACTLY the way I imagined him: as a caricature of Dave Chappelle doing a caracature of Rick James
Yo deuchebag, hes doing an imitation of Lil' Jon. Hes probably doing a caricature of Dave Chappelle doing a caricature of Lil Jon but yeah no Rick James,,try again
Dmitri Young sounding EXACTLY the way I imagined him: as a caricature of Dave Chappelle doing a caricature of Rick James.
Yo blogger guy, Lil Jon, he might be doing a caricature of Dave Chappelle doing a caricature of Lil Jon, not Rick James,,,try again next time
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