Well, since today seems like a good day to spew hate, here's a Ryan Parker song praising the existence of the Boston Bruins, the last remaining pro sports team in Boston that doesn't kick ass. The Red Sox won the World Series, the Pats are 9-0, the Celtics are 5-0, and even the New England Revolution — that's a soccer team, I'm told — is appearing in its third consecutive MLS Cup final.
Ugh, I can feel the smug pushing its way south. It's like smog, but with a more annoying accent.
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Can we get that wall built soon? Or broker a treaty between New England and Old England so that they can finally re-unify?
If the Red Sox, Tom Brady (excuse me, Dreamboat), and Jimmy Fallon didn't make me resent Boston before, this weekend's Sabres/Bruins match up sealed the deal. If it weren't for Sam Adams lager, Mike Ryan, and Areosmith it would be full-on hate.
*Admittedly, though, I cannot full on hate Boston, EVER, because I've read Larry Bird's "Drive" about 28298849844 times.
Is this a good time to lay shameless praise upon the Terps of Maryland?
If Larry Bird were black, he'd be just another good ballplayer.
Bill Simmons is also the top sports columnist in America.
Even the Bruins are doing way better than last year, which is to say at this point they've won more games than they've lost.
After a quick google search, it turns out the Boston Cannons of Major League Lacrosse are only 5-7, so that's something.
They had a fun game against the Kings this season.
Speaking of the Kings. 5 goals in 5:07. I bet Tom Brady never did that.
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According to the greatness that was Bobby Orr the Boston Bruins don't have to win anything until the year 2036.
If Bill Simmons is truly omnipotent, can he microwave a burrito so hot that he himself can't eat it?
The question is not could he, it is would he? I think we all know the answer to that.
You can't mention the Revolution being in the MLS Cup without mentioning Taylor Twellman's sweet bicycle kick goal that got them there. Go Revs!!
I still want to throw up over his douche column bitching about the refs from last week. Pathetic. Do you really think that anyone feels bad for a Masshole right now, you dick?
“since today seems like a good day to spew hate”
There are bad days?
All things being equal I'd rather watch stuff like this
( [www.break.com]) than stuff like Boston
sportsanything.i enjoy the lame attempt at ripping of south park. wicked pissah.
Just because you all live in sad, sorry, Herpes infested areas of the United Tributary States of Boston doesn't mean you should hate us. It's cool, we get it…you're all tea drinking, British faeries who are still mad over what we did and you're teams might as well be called Vagina Squad A, B, etc. You just can't catch a break even if referees try to hand you games.
Think about it like this. With all the success that Boston is having, we're the only ones who deserve it and the only ones who can handle it with grace and humblosity. The rest of you would just be shitting your pants and rolling around in it. Is that what you want?
Goodbye peasants.