11.29.07 ARMY-NAVY STILL HAPPENING. HOW CUTE.
I get a kick out of the Army-Navy rivalry (which will be played in Baltimore this year instead of Philly). It's a bunch of people who all chose to forego a totally awesome college experience so they could endure a year of hazing followed by three years of gradually less severe imprisonment. Pretty much the only difference between them is that Navy gets to wear Summer Whites AKA the Good Humor Ice Cream Man Costume AKA the "faggoty white uniform," while Army cadets have a super-queer cape they wear in the winter. The defining difference between the two is that at least at the Naval Academy, you have a better shot of becoming a Marine Corps officer.
Anyway, the video above is of some cadets stealing Navy's mascot, while Navy's response is after the jump.
[Awful Announcing/Wizard of Odds]
p.s. For a moderately entertaining read, you can check out my experience at last year's Army-Navy game.
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ARMY-NAVY STILL HAPPENING. HOW CUTE.
Why did they choose an airline pilot for their lame response?
"Who wears a cape?"
"He's my lawyer. He's not a slave to trends."
+1 Army for production value.
+1 Navy for resisting "huah" brainwashing in favor of getting drunk and banging townies.
Oh, my, this is distressing. This could get so out of hand. Some of those guys have guns and nukes and shit.
I was half-expecting somebody to walk up and chop off the airline pilot's head.
Glad to see they are dressing up as terrorists. Seriously.
Am I the only one that appreciated the subtle "/R" joke?
Oh, and for the record, women love the Summer Whites. Nothing faggy about them.
Oh, and for the record, women love the Summer Whites. Nothing faggy about them
Except when worn by fags. But I guess you could say that about anything.
Marine Dress Blue-Whites >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Summer Whites
/Don't ask don't tell.
This game is going to be huge forever!
-1946
One of these years I hope that Army let's the mule they always have on the sidelines kick a field goal. That would be awesome.
"Marine Dress Blue-Whites >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Summer Whites"
T-shirt with neon letters saying "I chug jizz">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>summer whites
What color does Kellen Winslow wear in the summer?
Add that the Army also wears Berets, also only worn by Frenchmen and Faggots….. but what's the difference
What in the hell was that grunting? Sounds like somebody was wearing their dress white pants backwards.
mjg407;
The Berets were a sign of bad assedness until Billy boy changed that. If he were in the Navy he would have worn his pants backwards and he would have been the one stuffing a Cuban.
+1 Doogie.
… I don't think I've ever written that before.
Matt, i thought most of you marines disliked the officers coming from the academy.
Who Summer White? Sounds like a porn star.
My college graduation: Beer, followed by getting desk job.
Their college graduation: Beer, followed by getting maimed in Middle East hellhole.
doogie, you are one fantastic commenter. I haven't laughed maniacally in my cube in a long time.
Marine–blue trousers with a scarlet stripe down the seam? I think the pot is calling the kettle gay. Lesbians dress better than that (except in the Marines).
Men in any of the military dress uniforms make me feel all warm & fuzzy.
Men in flight jump suits (who can actually fly planes) make me want to take my clothes off and lay down.
Women must be genetically predisposed to swoon at the sight of a guy in uniform, and what woman could resist these studs: http://www.postcardman.net/133787.jpg
@ HoHos -
Its called a bloodstripe. Maybe we could show you why…
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