Here's the video of the Colts' favorite "crowd noise CD" skipping during World War III yesterday.  Well, kinda the video.  I don't remember half of the screen being green yesterday.  Phil Simms and Jim Nantz do a nice job of acting like nothing at all happens, even though the cheering skips for several seconds before abruptly stopping.  And because it's en vogue to bitch about radios not working, Tom Brady stated that he worked most of yesterday's game without any radio connection to Coach Bill Belichick.

Ugh, I'm tired of this lame-ass "cheating" that every other homer fan bitches about.  Ooh, videotaping signals!  Fake cheering!  Radio jamming!!!  Gosh, how can an opponent play though that?  Wake me up when an assistant coach breaks into an opponent's headquarters and steals a playbook, or an entire team gets poisoned by double-agent caterers.  Or someone frames Ray Lewis for murder.  Yeahhhhh… "frames." 

At least that stuff might actually affect a game, or maybe even make me give a shit. 

FACT-Y UPDATE — Colts cleared: "CBS has informed us that the unusual audio moment heard by fans during the Patriots-Colts game was the result of tape feedback in the CBS production truck and was isolated to the CBS broadcast," NFL vice president Greg Aiello tells us. "It was in no way related to any sound within the stadium and could not be heard in the stadium."  Whatever, CBS is totally covering for them.