I don't really do enough drugs to be a huge Aqua Teen Hunger Force fan, but I can still enjoy Carl talking shit about the BCS and making fun of Eli Manning.
…whoa. I just realized I was nodding in agreement with a hairy cartoon in zubaz pants. Maybe I should do more drugs.
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Bad college stupid… sounds about right.
I think that guy is my neighbor.
Seeing this has brought back a flood of childhood memories – none of them good.
This would be much more impressive if Carl was wearing the Foreigner Belt.
For the record, I would buy the fuck out of some tickets to go see the rainbow warriors play the chocolate unicorn elves at the fruity candy-ass bowl in never never land
I'm saying its something i would be interested in
Drugs? Wha? The best thing about the Boston Can Suck It is that it's easily manipulated which means teams like my Fighting Illini are going to end up in a Boston Can Suck It game, even though really they didn't earn a spot, but it will be a great matchup against Florida! When people get pissed about the inconsistancies, they can just blame the inanimate computer while still raking in piles upon piles of dough while everyone can still pretend that there was ever any doubt which teams would be playing for which titles.
Does anyone else think drugs make you think up elaborate conspiracies. Cause I have this one, about the BCS, you guys should hear it….. Fuck, it all starts with the name. Did you know it doesn't really stand for Bowl Championship Series? Really it means Boston Can Suck It. hows that for a mindblowing starter? Anyways, its a way to sidestep coaches rankings and prevent a playoff that allows THE MAN WITH THE WHITE BEARD AND ALL THE BUTTONS to create whatever matchups desired, to make the most money, and blame inconsistancies on the computer aspect of the rankings, even though coaching and AP polls make up 2/3rds of the voting process.
Wait, did I just repeat myself? Too many drugs. FCUK!
Carl… easiest Halloween costume EVAR. If you don't mind shaving half your head.
shhhhhh, swany… you had me at drugs
Too many words, swany. too many words.
Swany, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone reading this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Drugs are bad. MMmmmkay?
Carl rules, and I think that we all know this.
Chocolate Unicorn Heyyyyy!
Carl rules, and I think that we all know this.
Actually, I have it on good authority that the moon rules, number one.
with a key.
I wonder if Teenage Hunger Force could shut down a major city, Oh Wait. Nice one Boston.
Carl's awesome.
people who watch adult swim are creepy as fuck. ugh.
Count me as creepy. Carl makes me tinkle in my pant pants.